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I love the word bitchery so much smoother.

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MARTIN FOR MODERATOR!!!

Oh I said that already???? Ok....

OREOS FOR EVERYONE :o:D:o

OMG now this is funny...... Yes I love Oreos, Martin for moderator and the smooth sound of butchery lol..... This is great! Love the humor.... It's refreshing ....

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OMG now this is funny...... Yes I love Oreos' date=' Martin for moderator and the smooth sound of butchery lol..... This is great! Love the humor.... It's refreshing ....[/quote']

She said the smooth sound of "butchery"...

Ok Hannibal :P

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She said the smooth sound of "butchery"...

Ok Hannibal :P

Whoops but now it is even more funny!

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Lol butchery! Now I shall be saying this! Don't be pulling my leg with all this butchery!!!

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OMG where's the Oreos. Damn not I have to try not to think about Oreos. :(. I got this. Did i Miss the grumpy people? Lol

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OMG where's the Oreos. Damn not I have to try not to think about Oreos. :(. I got this. Did i Miss the grumpy people? Lol

I'm hungry.. I'll be right back with the double stuff!

Oh and Martin, I tried twice I guess he is like the great OZ

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butchery? is that like bitchery on steroids? what have we got going on--the Housewives of VSG?

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is bitchery like a magic power? Like wizardry? lmao

I agree there are some haters, but remember that not all fat people are jolly. And this surgery doesn't replace your stomach with a new personality, unfortunately. If you've been bitter and angry because you're fat, then you're still gonna be bitter and angry when you lose weight, if you don't make up your mind to change!

I think some sort of anti-depressant should be mandatory for most post-ops, at least for a few months. We could all use some STABILITY!

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Good post ^ I totally agree and yes bitchery is a very huge mega power!!!!! And it can tear down houses!

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