I am now a master farter!

[NancyG 58]

I grew up with two brothers that have farted on me my whole life. My younger brother has been known to literally trap people to make them smell his farts. My only sadness in my journey so far is that I have not been able to fog him up with my super special Protein farts. My husband has literally run from the room when I have farted. I have enjoyed it way more than a grown woman ever should!

[cynthia4722 74]

Still happens to me a year out

[skane10 64]

My husband has called them his mating calls. Yes, yes I too am a master farter.

[joyscinderella 30]

It varies with me. I wear a CPAP at night with a pretty high setting. If my 3 year old son sleeps in bed with us' date=' then look out. I have to sleep on my side when he's in there. This means too much pressure and lots of swallowed air. No lying, I can bust a 30 second fart in the morning no problem (and probably several more during the night).[/quote']

I have had the same issue with too much pressure from my Capp. I'm just a little over 2 weeks out and woke up so full of air that I was in pain. I had to get up and walk around until I could pass it all. I was in a bit of a panic wondering if all this air being forced into me could cause a leak. I think I'll be stressing over it for the rest of the day.

[maggiei 6]

I am laughing hysterically! This made my day. I looked it up because for the last few days, I have been like clockwork in the evenings. I could use my farts to time contractions. Every 5 minutes! It is finally getting better, but i was the coolest mom ever to my 4 yr old for a couple days there. She would laugh hysterically. Hubby wouldn't dare get mad about it after all ive put up with from him! lmao!!!!!!!!