I am now a master farter!

[Colemon70 87]

Congrats on your victorious farts. My toots have diminished since surgery. I'm thinking because of my lack of fruits and veggies. I'm hoping to regain some fart power once I'm on solid good phase but congrats again!! Haha funny topic

[Chellemetime 299]

Oh my God! I was laying in bed with my husband reading this while he was sleeping and laughing so much that I was shaking the bed and waking him up with tears rolling down my face. Y'all are hilarious!

[Chris R 217]

I know how much my husband appreciates the musical horn solo lullaby I serenade him with each night when we go to bed!

[lwilliams65 102]

This thread totally cracks me up. The gas is seriously unbelievable. I tell my hubs all the time that I'm so grossed out by my bodily functions now. I even belch really loud and its embarrassing because I never use to do that unless I drank soda which was rare. But hey if it promotes wait loss... All the more power to us all

[Nicolanz 1,484]

Chris!!!!! Omg that was funny!

[soocalchic 1,087]

All that Protein but seriously Ewww not ladylike lolz ladies don't FART!! We poot

[AussieLady 521]

All that Protein but seriously Ewww not ladylike lolz ladies don't FART!! We poot

Poot? No way! I used to do little, secret, powder puffs, but now they are thunder claps, atomic bombs, blow your ass off FARTS!!! And I am such a lady too, it's life shattering.

[CharmingTortoise 83]

I cannot wait for this side effect! I will finally be able to outfart the men I work with! Imagining their faces is priceless.

[JeffNNJ 111]

Perhaps you should alert the media.

[AussieLady 521]

Hmmm, didn't think of that, but you are right! I don't think my farts are a huge threat but perhaps a warning should be issued.

[kelley5989 9]

This is soooo funny! Thanks for the laughs!

[melodymouse 196]

I am a Master Belcher! Maybe we should get together and make some music!!

[chell1978 13]

I'm a week out and have SO MUCH GAS INSIDE me that is killing me. I would LOVE to fart and belch like an old beer belly man. seriously, to let some of this torturous gas out would be heaven.

[Houston17 115]

I'm not at the farting phase yet. I'm scared if I tried....well, you know.... It might wind up being poo in my pants! Lol

[keldolbeth 262]

I always was gassy before (due to IBS) but now it's even worse! And before, a lot of times it was just air but now, 9 times out of 10, it reeks! It's embarrassing. I used to be able to do it in my corner at work and get away with it but now it stinks up the whole room. I was 3 months post-op when I started dating my last boyfriend and I tried so hard to hide it but I don't think I was very good at it. We'd go to bed at night and he always wanted to spoon. I'm sure he noticed me tensing my entire body (to try to hold it in). Now that I'm single again, it's one of my biggest worries about finding someone new. That's ridiculous! I've brought it up at my last two follow-up appointments and the CNP didn't seem too concerned or offer any advice.