PUMP MACHINE MAKES FOOD DISAPPEAR!

[LI Gemini NY 607]

This article almost made me die laughing, I don't know if this is serious or not but I thought you guys should read.

http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=18164739

[Chris R 217]

I found it more sickening than amusing. Apparently the patients have an open port into their stomach? Sounds like it's begging for an infection. I agree with the reviewer who said it's an enabling machine, and horrifying!

[SpaceDust 585]

Oh, my. Yes, let's just continue to eat, eat, eat because we can just dump it out of our stomach port if we eat too much, or the wrong things. That's exactly what I DON'T want. *sigh*

[soocalchic 1,087]

Ewww no thanks

[LI Gemini NY 607]

I found it funny that the creators of Segway are amongst the inventors...Segway?? Those little impossible two wheel mall security guard patrol thingies... When did they become qualified to meddle in human health!

Also the name aspireAssist, what aspirations would this be assisting me in?? Even the "inventor" referred to it as gross lol

That poor guy who doesn't want to have his body altered forever... Really? Every time you eat you have to empty your guts, I would say that's more than altering your body. He can just throw up whatever he eats and get the same results for free!

And if you really think about it, you're going to be hungry after your empty your stomach so you're probably going to replace the same calories you just tried to get rid off with more food...

Also, they didn't think of the long term implications? Whatttt?!?! And it's on the market in some places :-(

[sharonintx 1,275]

Eeeeewwww gross. I do not want to see my partially digested food ooze out of my body.

[LI Gemini NY 607]

Can you imagine seeing half digested cheese coming out from a tube in your stomach? *barf*