male only Full of high octane.....

[newgrandmother 725]

i can be talking to someone and im passing gas silently creeping up my butt cheeks so sick grosssssssssssssss and thats all day

[Fiddleman 4,376]

i can be talking to someone and im passing gas silently creeping up my butt cheeks so sick grosssssssssssssss and thats all day

OMG, TMI!!! Seriously, gassing gets better the later out you get. For me, I think gassing got better around month 5. However, I would never gas someone while talking to them. Oh the shame!!! Better to wait for a private moment so you don't have to have a black belt in the art of inconspicuous gassing. Lol.

[newgrandmother 725]

fiddleman it be the quite ones that stay in my butt crack lol tmi tmi. no one smells it. lol

[gmanbat 5,889]

I was instructed early on in my life about masking and guilt deferment.

Masking: when ripping, stage a loud sneeze or drop something loud at the exact time.

Guilt deferment: when you feel it coming on make sure you are close to a suitable scape goat, ( dogs are good for this, they can't deny). After the blast make a disgusted face at the victim and dramatically move away.

[newgrandmother 725]

gman :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Fiddleman 4,376]

I was instructed early on in my life about masking and guilt deferment.

Masking: when ripping' date=' stage a loud sneeze or drop something loud at the exact time.

Guilt deferment: when you feel it coming on make sure you are close to a suitable scape goat, ( dogs are good for this, they can't deny). After the blast make a disgusted face at the victim and dramatically move away.[/quote']

Yes!! That is the perfect strategy. Love your suggestions gman. My dog already plays a crucial role.

[Bellanthin 112]

Lol. Here we say I don't fart in bed ... I wisper between the sheets.

I trumpet quite loudly every morning to herald the morning. Nothing I can do it the DH says I do it just before I wake up.

allons-y

Lmao