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Not nice to do this to me when I'm having a Protein shake! I ought to sue for, um, well, I just ought ta.

Protein shakes are NOT good coming out through your nose, and then I almost inhaled when I shoulda been swallowing...

Harumph!

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-T989 using VST

That's okay...Laura made me spit my Syntrax nectar all over my computer the other day!!!....I'm still trying to get it out of my keyboard!!

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Definitely got me!! I am an operating room nurse too. We have a triple check system to prevent wrong site surgeries and it is very easy to believe this!! You guys are so funny! Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!!

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Your quite welcome! It is my pleasure because this is one of my favorite holidays!

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Omgosh!!! You are too funny!!! I'm a newbie and when I read this I was like oh sh**!!!!! No surgery for me! Hilarious! Glad your okay

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Omgosh!!! You are too funny!!! I'm a newbie and when I read this I was like oh sh**!!!!! No surgery for me! Hilarious! Glad your okay

This surgery is amazing!! Don't run away!!! Lol

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I have my meeting with the surgeon today so excited! I can't sleep. Hope he gives me a surgery date at our meeting.after meeting with your surgeon, how long before you got a surgery date? And how long did it take for you to feel somewhat normal? Talk soon and stay fabulous ; )

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OMG - ID Chanel is my favorite !!! I saw that one too ....

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OMG - ID Chanel is my favorite !!! I saw that one too ....

I watch it obsessively. It's kind of creepy lol

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I have my meeting with the surgeon today so excited! I can't sleep. Hope he gives me a surgery date at our meeting.after meeting with your surgeon' date=' how long before you got a surgery date? And how long did it take for you to feel somewhat normal? Talk soon and stay fabulous ; )[/quote']

My surgery date was set 3 weeks after I met with my surgeon. However it was postponed because I changed from Lapband to the sleeve. So I had my surgery on oct 31. I felt normal after like 4 months.

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Wow thats fast!!!! hope I'm as lucky! Thanks for sharing. Good luck to you.

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Sheesh.. Some people think I'm a monster because I laughed at your prank. LOL... I had no clue some would fall for this even after I LOL'd

You're bad!

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Here's another one for you, truthfully I always wondered if you were just making up the surgery for attention.... And the gay thing? Yeah right!

http://www.psychforu...mpulsive-lying/

I have a few cousins who would benefit from this form..haha

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I have a few cousins who would benefit from this form..haha

I'm just surprised they have a forum for compulsive liars!!! Can you imagine the conversations! Hehehe :P

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I'm just surprised they have a forum for compulsive liars!!! Can you imagine the conversations! Hehehe <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Yeah your having one now!!!!!!!!!!! Wwwwwaaaaaa

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I pranked all my co workers too!

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