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okay....I must be dense because I don't get it :unsure:

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Never trust a fart....

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okay....I must be dense because I don't get it <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />

Shart = sh*t + fart.

With all the gas bubbles in the newly sleeved we burp and fart a lot. Never trust a fart. :-)

Amanda Rae

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lol

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Yep!!! I am always concerned with my gas!!

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lol.

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okay....I must be dense because I don't get it :unsure:

ISleevedIt

:lol: don't feel bad - this subject was posted a week ago too, and i said.....

i've led a "sheltered life" what the heck is a shart???? :lol:

it was explained

i now have a new found vocabulary!!! :lol: :lol:

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After "Along came Polly" I thought shart entered the common lexicon!! Every time I read about one in a post my mind goes back to that funny movie. Fortunately the shart is normally experienced by new sleevers ( myself included).

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After "Along came Polly" I thought shart entered the common lexicon!! Every time I read about one in a post my mind goes back to that funny movie. Fortunately the shart is normally experienced by new sleevers ( myself included).

And Al Roker...

Amanda Rae

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And Al Roker...

Amanda Rae

I will take your word on that as I do not watch Today very often. Sounds like he is never going to live that one down... haha.

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I will take your word on that as I do not watch Today very often. Sounds like he is never going to live that one down... haha.

He sharted at the White House. I read an article about it. Bummer that, huh?! :-D

Amanda Rae

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