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Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to be posting in the powder Room and promised Susan I would respect her request that boys not post here, but I just gotta ask ...

Anyone hear of scissors position? 6 weeks ... yikes!

Scissors here 4 days post-op ... no problems.

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Sorry' date=' I know I'm not supposed to be posting in the powder Room and promised Susan I would respect her request that boys not post here, but I just gotta ask ...

Anyone hear of scissors position? 6 weeks ... yikes!

Scissors here 4 days post-op ... no problems.[/quote']

Hey that's what I always suggest!! Works 5 days out very well :)

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Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to be posting in the Powder Room and promised Susan I would respect her request that boys not post here, but I just gotta ask ...

Anyone hear of scissors position? 6 weeks ... yikes!

Scissors here 4 days post-op ... no problems.

What?? Susan ran you out of the Powder Room?? She hasn't run me out of whatever y'all call The Man Cave thing!!

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Oh, I still drop by and read ... you girls are hilarious with your banter.

Susan said there have been several complaints from the ladies about men posting here. She is right ... some of the posts here from the men have been downright childish. I understand a joke is a joke, but there are forums for that.

I want to respect that and never want to make anyone feel uncomfortable ... but 6 WEEKS? After childbirth the time is 4 weeks, right? And that is after passing a watermelon through there ... can't understand 6 weeks after VSG ... I think the Dr is being overly protective of his reputation, IMO.

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Oh, I still drop by and read ... you girls are hilarious with your banter.

Susan said there have been several complaints from the ladies about men posting here. She is right ... some of the posts here from the men have been downright childish. I understand a joke is a joke, but there are forums for that.

I want to respect that and never want to make anyone feel uncomfortable ... but 6 WEEKS? After childbirth the time is 4 weeks, right? And that is after passing a watermelon through there ... can't understand 6 weeks after VSG ... I think the Dr is being overly protective of his reputation, IMO.

I think this qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment!!

I tried the scissor position with him.. He still refused. I love him dearly but told him if we didn't get it on this weekend I was heading out to find a hot Brazilian man named Raul!!!

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I say your feeling like it... do it yourself. Think of it as a supplement until the real thing. Maybe then he will think twice when he sees your going solo

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I think this qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment!!

I tried the scissor position with him.. He still refused. I love him dearly but told him if we didn't get it on this weekend I was heading out to find a hot Brazilian man named Raul!!!

Let me know how things work out...

-Raul :)

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Let me know how things work out...

-Raul :)

He didn't really stand a chance!

Funny thing..my Jawbone recorded the sex as active time bahahaha!!!

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