I just farted.

[Patienlywtng on my Curves 73]

It's something that makes you just wanna sing about! Hahaha

[BigFatLoser 331]

Yessss!!!!!!

[suepeeps 230]

My sharts stopped when I got on solid food. I seriously thought they were with me for life! The best advice I got was...never trust a fart! Saved many pants lol

[NewKristen 356]

I am happy to report that at 7 weeks, I have never "sharted". However, that is because in couldn't poop to save my life with out tons of Fiber, stool softeners and occasionally milk of magnesia. Let me just tell you that once, I was so backed up...I took the maximum amount of MOM and still did not poop for 48 more hours.

I would like you all to know that I have pooped twice in 3 days without taking anything. ))

[BigFatLoser 331]

Yay for poop!!!!!

[amytug 996]

I need to fart sooo bad. My whole family has this nasty stomach virus and they all fart burp and poop like crazies to get it all out. I can barely burp and fart and I'm sire not pooping. I've been doing so many yoga poses and prayers it ain't even funny.

[capeciw 18]

I farted yesterday about 3 hours after I got home. Swear I feel like a million bucks now comparatively!!!!!! Yeah for farts!!!!

[mark! 449]

I just got done doing cardio and was having some mild pain, was getting worried. Farted, and daggum I feel so much better. I usually try to hold them in while at work, but no stink no sound, no harm done.

[BigFatLoser 331]

It's the simple things, ain't it?! Lol.

About 5 hours after I got home from the hospital yesterday, I avoided a shart and had a bowel movement. I announced it to the house.

[BigFatLoser 331]

I need to fart sooo bad. My whole family has this nasty stomach virus and they all fart burp and poop like crazies to get it all out. I can barely burp and fart and I'm sire not pooping. I've been doing so many yoga poses and prayers it ain't even funny.

Prayers to you.... for copious farts!

[NewKristen 356]

It's the simple things' date=' ain't it?! Lol.

About 5 hours after I got home from the hospital yesterday, I avoided a shart and had a bowel movement. I announced it to the house.[/quote']

You won the lottery. Cause I don't think I pooped for like a week after I got home!

[SerendipityHappens 1,594]

You won the lottery. Cause I don't think I pooped for like a week after I got home!

I pooped in the hospital and felt the awkward need to announce it to the floor as if someone was going to arrive and pin a medal to my johnny to honor my accomplishment.

[NewKristen 356]

I pooped in the hospital and felt the awkward need to announce it to the floor as if someone was going to arrive and pin a medal to my johnny to honor my accomplishment.

Well, that is the least they could have done!

[BigFatLoser 331]

Well' date=' that is the least they could have done![/quote']

Right!?