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Laura didnt I get a restraining order on you?! Now where is my damn pa?! Dean!!! I need a capachino!

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Martin I read in the tabloids today how you threw

Your cell phone at dean because he bought you the wrong mc cafe drink!

b***h he's gone!!

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Well now ill host a reality tv show for my new personnel assistant!!!

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Ummm... Now to name the show... Biggest loser celebrity apprentice? Or so you think you can be martins pa? Or how about Rupauls drag race.

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Martin's PA... doesn't that belong in the piercing forum??

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Pa = personnel assistant. Not Prince Albert! Eeww

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Kirk your fired too! My god! All of you are upsetting my chi!

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Omg straight from the 70's lol

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That guy in his jocks looks like his penis is trying to eat is underwear.

Which concerns me because I've never fed mine anything except brunettes. Now I wonder is he's getting a balanced diet.

Martin, you've thrown your last coffee at me. You're a diva. I quit.

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Looks like maybe a roll of quarters? Or an enlarged vienna sausage lol.

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It's like his frank and Beans are all squished together in there.

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Wow! That is kinda deep. Martin and Dean' date=' I think you need to kiss and make up![/quote']

Where have you been! Who ever said Australian assistants are better then Chinese ones! Your all fired!!!

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