Im going to eat one if my f*%ki&g dogs!

[joatsaint 2,814]

BTW I do have real children to, I'm not a nut who thinks their pet is their child but I do dearly love my dogs!!!

Did you ever bite one of your kids? Just to see if they tasted good????

[halfofheather 8]

I Love cats......I just can't eat a whole one!!! Lol my favorite teeshirt

[NewKristen 356]

I was 18 when it happened, so I was pretty devastated. That was 20 years ago, though.

Where I live we had a Chinese restaurant get shut down for "unidentifiable meat". I love Chinese food. And I actually loved that one! In had even stood up for them. One day we were getting tires put on our car at the shop next door and we were looking for some lunch. The tire salesperson told us not to go over there, because he saw them break open a box of chicken and spill it everywhere. He told us then they picked it up and put it back in the box and took it in the restaurant. I told the guy they probably took it in to throw it away. He was adamant that they should have thrown it in the dumpster.

Imagine my surprise 2 weeks later, when the restaurant failed their health inspection because of "unidentifiable meat" and they specifically cited them for dropping chicken on the floor and serving it! So the way I look at it..,we all have probably ate some jacked up crap that we never even knew about!

[*Dean* 1,594]

I ate dog in Vietnam in the 90's.

I've had people stop talking to me when I've disclosed that in the past.

When in Rome.

[BigFatLoser 331]

Yeah I won't stop talking to you as long as you NEVER ever do that again.

And stay outta Rome.

[NewKristen 356]

My dad ate monkey oversees. Ew.

[Kristina J. 581]

A dog tried to eat my dad today... Does that count? Lol I'm so not even joking either! Made off with part of his finger!! Crazy day... Funny timing to run into this thread, but it definitely made me giggle!

[BigFatLoser 331]

Lol this is becoming the new thread that won't die. At least no one is arguing.

[shuckybucky 107]

If your luck is like mine it would be high fat and your liver would swell....lol

[NewKristen 356]

A dog tried to eat my dad today... Does that count? Lol I'm so not even joking either! Made off with part of his finger!! Crazy day... Funny timing to run into this thread' date=' but it definitely made me giggle![/quote']

So crazy. How is he doing today? Is he out of the hospital?

[Kristina J. 581]

So crazy. How is he doing today? Is he out of the hospital?

Yeah, luckily they were able to patch him up last night well enough that he could go home around midnight. Poor guy had to have some bone removed from his finger so they could close it up. He's definitely lost that part of his finger, but he's seeing the specialist today to determine if he'll need surgery or just a little more bone cut off for functionality. He had a really good attitude about it though and is cracking jokes like usual Just a crazy crazy day!! Lol We've nicknamed him Alpo

[Kristina J. 581]

But it made me laugh when I saw this thread after all that. I told him that the OP was hungry enough to eat a dog on the liquid diet and he said normally he'd say, "heavens no"... Today he might just be willing to serve one up! Lol (kidding of course lol)

[nikmac23 4]

That is all.

I have laughed until I think I inked! Girl I feel ya I was there a couple of weeks ago and my dog, cat and even my 14 yr. old started looking a little tasty. Hang in there is all I can offer. Oh by the way I gave in to a hamburger and fries about day 8 so don't let people make you feel imperfect for falling off, and I had surgery and nothing happened. This is why we are sleeved!

[gmanbat 5,889]

You know you are hungry when.....

....your good looking best friend starts looking too good!

[BigFatLoser 331]

I have laughed until I think I inked! Girl I feel ya I was there a couple of weeks ago and my dog' date=' cat and even my 14 yr. old started looking a little tasty. Hang in there is all I can offer. Oh by the way I gave in to a hamburger and fries about day 8 so don't let people make you feel imperfect for falling off, and I had surgery and nothing happened. This is why we are sleeved![/quote']

It's true!!! I find that I'm just having a really hard time because I can't get over the "last meal" mentality. About 14 1/2 hours until surgery and my animals are all in tact, so im ok!