Pigging out before LIQUID DIET?

[jc4444 120]

2 Cadbury eggs! They were so good!

[No game 14,437]

Your joking right??

[Kristina J. 581]

Your joking right??

Yes, please tell me I didn't seriously send you out to food sin in my foot steps!!!!

[No game 14,437]

Yeah, good going Kristina!

[Kristina J. 581]

Yeah good going Kristina! <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Hahahaha hey hey, it WAS followed by a lecture about how food funerals are bad bad bad!! Lol though it did precede rationalizing that eggs are full of Protein...

Come on man... Reign it in... You're makin me look bad!!! hahaha

[No game 14,437]

Girl, the one thing I learned around here, is that when making a joke like that, it HAS to be followed by a disclaimer "just kidding don't try this at home" 0_o. hehe

[Kristina J. 581]

Girl' date=' the one thing I learned around here, is that when making a joke like that, it HAS to be followed by a disclaimer "just kidding don't try this at home" 0_o. <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> hehe[/quote']

Ugh! I am SUCH a newbie!!!!! ;p hahaha You teach me something new everyday! Lol

[No game 14,437]

Don't mind me! I'm just jealous. I'm riding my exercise bike...but boy oh buy I'd live to break open one of those eggs and stick my tongue right in!

Disclaimer. But I won't because they are evil!

[lessofmeismore 1,405]

He is pre-sleeve

Hehe

The good ole days

[KatieOkieDokie 171]

^{I I am going to be sleeved on April 8 and I have to have two Atkins shakes a day and then have dinner.}

^{4 oz of chicken or fish with a small saled and drink tons of Water to fill up. I can have sugar free Jello for}

^{dessert. I hope I do not cheat on the diet. Good luck.}

^Sincerely,

^TRacy

My date is April 8th too!

I have been on a 2 and 3 diet since Nov. 7. I have been eating three Snacks a day (shake, Protein bar, shake) everyday since then, at the same time every day (8 am, 10 am, and 3 pm). I have either chicken and green Beans, chicken spinach salad, or chicken/tuna in a lettuce wrap for lunch, and either chicken and broccoli, shrimp and broccoli, or scrambled eggs and turkey sausage for supper. I've been eating this way since Nov.

So since I had lost the 60 lbs I was suppose to, to schedule for surgery I have been a little bad. I start my diet next Monday the 8th. I have to be on a 4 week diet. After my NUT appt. on Thursday I went to Bob Evans and had a chicken tender meal and had it fried, with broccoli and onion dippers. I was not able to eat it all. But it tasted so good. Then last night I went to Texas Steakhouse for my dad's birthday. I have never been there. I had rolls. I haven't eaten bread in almost 3 months and before then I wasn't eating it much anyway. I had some of the blooming onion (they have a different name for it though), and I have a Ceaser chicken salad which was awesome. I also dipped one of the rolls in applesauce (I'm not suppose to have fruit).

I will remain on my bland diet until after Thursday, that's my last NUT class, and three days before my liquid diet. Next Friday I am going to eat pizza, and I'm going to eat Breakfast which is my favorite and I haven't had in a while. I might eat "normal" that entire weekend. Meaning three meals a day, with no shakes, or snack bars! I figure I will be eating less than I did before so it would be OK. I might start with three actual meals a day on Friday!

I promise you though, I will probably feel guilty because I have been very faithful to this diet for so long. And I don't think I'm going to eat bread, or stray much from the chicken, and veggies, other than the pizza. Crazy as this sounds what I have been craving the most these past months are veggies. Cauliflower, and tomatoes the most. I want to eat carrots lol. I plan on having a huge salad with topped with veggies! lol.

[NewKristen 356]

^{I I am going to be sleeved on April 8 and I have to have two Atkins shakes a day and then have dinner.}

^{4 oz of chicken or fish with a small saled and drink tons of Water to fill up. I can have sugar free Jello for}

^{dessert. I hope I do not cheat on the diet. Good luck.}

^{Sincerely' date='[/sup']}

^TRacy

^{I did Atkins' shakes too! For what ever reason post surgery I struggled to get them down. They made me feel so weird. But I found the new high Proteins slim fast ones. IMO, they taste way better than Atkins. And they are higher in Protein (20 grams) and they only have 2 net carbs. They are in the same price point as the Atkins ones.}

[Jen.D 10]

I'm not exactly doing food funerals, but I am trying to clean all the "bad food" out of my pantry and freezer. Mostly the sweets!

[jc4444 120]

I ate my last Cici's buffet meal today... I feel like crap, I'm start my liquid diet march 13th, but I think I'm gonna start it early..

I'm ready to leave this lifestyle, cannot wait to get the sleeve and do my best to live a healthy lifestyle...

[Kristina J. 581]

Sorry Buddy!! That's the problem with food funerals. We are food addicts and as awesome as they sound, we only end up feeling like crap! Hope you feel better soon. You're on your way to a better you!! If you're tempted to food funeral again, come back here, we'll smack some sense into you

[sailorbrees 69]

Just had a "last meal" with my whole family. It wasn't really a food funeral, but more of a way to Celebrate my decision since family is busy every weekend up until my surgery. That and my birthday is 10 days after surgery this year. Yay chicken broth birthday dinner!!! Lol. It was actually wonderful to celebrate this HUGE life change with my family. My dad told the waiter it was my last meal before I turned myself in to the police for heinous crimes. Nice...