The great thread killer......

[No game 14,437]

I saw size.. And the first thing I thought was bougie!

Girl don't get me started on the bougie

Sizes! Flipping "my bougie is smaller than your bougie" crap....

[Snow 86]

Are we talking winkie ?

[AussieLady 521]

Has diet cola and cheeseburgers been mentioned? No thread is complete without them. Oh, and this will boost it, I am writing this with a glass of wine in my hand !

[leeann71 539]

Uuuuummmmm cheeseburgers!!!!!!

2 all beef patties 2 slices of melted cheese grilled onions, grilled jalepenos on a sesame bun lol. Did some one say cheeseburgers?

[No game 14,437]

I have just read this entire thread, and I must say I am immensely disappointed in all of you.

This is a vertical sleeve gastrectomy forum.

Those of us that are the pioneers and have been here since the beginning stages of this forum. Do not come here to HAVE FUN. There is nothing funny about this surgery!

I have done many years of research on this procedure and in my humble opinion none of you Have the proper knowledge to have this surgery. You will eat cheeseburgers and FAIL! you will continue to be fat and jolly people, That ask fat and lazy questions.

Now please excuse me while I go take this stick out of my ass.

Thread killer!

[fyre_storm 1,412]

Hey lit a holt on that burger talk! Though the Carl's jr cod sandwhich minus he bun is really yummy!

[Lilly_ 36]

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[Butterthebean 8,146]

I have just read this entire thread, and I must say I am immensely disappointed in all of you.

This is a vertical sleeve gastrectomy forum.

Those of us that are the pioneers and have been here since the beginning stages of this forum. Do not come here to HAVE FUN. There is nothing funny about this surgery!

I have done many years of research on this procedure and in my humble opinion none of you Have the proper knowledge to have this surgery. You will eat cheeseburgers and FAIL! you will continue to be fat and jolly people, That ask fat and lazy questions.

Now please excuse me while I go take this stick out of my ass.

Thread killer!

I was laughing at this post and the stick went flying out of my ass and broke a lamp.

[clk 3,519]

^ The real thread killer...

[puppyphat 397]

I just want to know...

Why lie?

Why can't I have beer and nachos?

And

What have I done!!!

What's the best liquid to purée a cheese burger in? gravy or cheese sauce?

[AussieLady 521]

What's the best liquid to purée a cheese burger in? gravy or cheese sauce?

OMG, neither, it would have to be Tomato sauce!

[puppyphat 397]

And how long does the 3 week stall last? I haven'tlost anything in the last 45 minutes and I'm worried I've failed!!!

I know that I can't drink fizzy drinks, but if I wait til my vodka and redbull goes flat, that will be ok right?

And I also ate a KFC family feast for dinner and I'm worried I've stretched my sleeve, how can I tell?

[AussieLady 521]

The three week stall lasts 3 weeks. You haven't lost anything in the last 45 minutes because you haven't had a poop. Vodka and Redbull is fine as long as the bull isn't too big and you'll know if you stretched your sleeve if you can still fit in another KFC Family Feast.

[clk 3,519]

Is it possible to be off topic in such a off topic post?

Anyway, I will talk about a lot of things on the forums, but always get creeped out by bodily function posts and never open them. I suppose we all have our limits.

I'm willing to help with a lot of things, but diagnosing poop issues is above my pay grade.

~Cheri

[Sarah78_RN 66]

Laughing so hard I'm crying. Maybe that burned enough calories to break my stall