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Lisa lol!!

No I went to costco and they cook and give out bites!! I had..

1 bite of salmon (ok a little fishy)

1 bite of lemon basil tilapia (really good)

2 bites of napa hormone free sausage ( yummy)

1 small piece of lentil flat bread ( super yummy)

Hehe I should take a poll from everyone as to

How many calories and carbs and Protein it contained.

Oh I know I will PM a vet!

PM clk.. Heard she likes it when people do that! ;)

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Sheep?? Uh..butter is that what you've been up to everyday when you're out "running" :P

Hey those sheep are fast.

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So many questions lol :P

Well, first he got the terminology wrong. It's not a sheep, we like to call it a "love ewe." And before you ladies chime in, it's not "love eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!" :P

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This is all so hilarious!

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We should have a newt forum it would probably be full of randomness that had nothing to do with VSG.

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We should have a newt forum it would probably be full of randomness that had nothing to do with VSG.

Ooooooo a newt forum!!

Yes yes!!! ;)

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You're right. I consider anyone north of Dallas a Yankee.

You know what a Yankee is right?

It's the string on a tampon

You know what it's called when the string breaks?

That's a Damn Yankee

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You know what a Yankee is right?

It's the string on a tampon

You know what it's called when the string peaks?

That's a Damn Yankee

Haaaaaa!

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Well, first he got the terminology wrong. It's not a sheep, we like to call it a "love ewe." And before you ladies chime in, it's not "love eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!" :P

Spoken like a true expert....

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Spoken like a true expert....

Welllll, I don't have a sister, like some of you lucky guys. :rolleyes:

You guys have never experienced a tough a date until you've tried to make a sheep stay in the hot tub! When their wool gets wet and drags them down, they tend to panic! It's sorta like "rodeo sex".

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Welllll, I don't have a sister, like some of you lucky guys. :rolleyes:

You guys have never experienced a tough a date until you've tried to make a sheep stay in the hot tub! When their wool gets wet and drags them down, they tend to panic! It's sorta like "rodeo sex".

Okay, i think we found the thread killer winner....I'm out....have a great weekend peeps!

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Still going

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And going... And going... And going!!

Darn it!! My batteries just ran out :)

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Did you hear Serena and Venus Williams suspect their Dad of slipping them steroids?

Venus said to her sister "I think Dad's been giving us steroids, I've got hair growing in strange places"

Serena said "What do you mean strange places?"

Venus said "My balls for one ......."

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And going... And going... And going!!

Darn it!! My batteries just ran out :)

And coming......And coming..........And coming!!

Darn it!! My batteries ran out too!

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