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Yeah' date=' costco shopping is like 4 times around the track by the time you are done shopping.[/quote']

Exactly!!! :)

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Exactly!!! :)

Plus there is a bunch of resistance training if you load a couch, flat screen and 3 weeks of groceries onto one long cart. I would say you probably burned off your sample from the shopping trip.

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He is analyzing our Protein Drink for us :P

I'm definitely getting a costco membership, it's everything under one roof!

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costco grazing. Thread killers.

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I've done an assessment of everyone who's participated in this thread and in my expert opinion, you are all not appropriate candidates for this surgery.

If you've already been gutted like a fish, I'm sorry, but you should have spoken to me sooner.

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Also I have a suggestion, and this is not meant to scare off anyone contemplating this surgery.

Because you are probably going to die - why not have your wake before surgery, so you can attend?

It has a few advantages. It gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what I thought of them one last time.

And I got to have the definition of a 'food funeral'.

One thing I must say, because I hadn't told anyone I was having the procedure, nobody knew why the **** they were there.

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If I actually killed the thread, do I win a prize????

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Also I have a suggestion' date=' and this is not meant to scare off anyone contemplating this surgery.

Because you are probably going to die - why not have your wake before surgery, so you can attend?

It has a few advantages. It gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what I thought of them one last time.

I got to have the definition of a 'food funeral'.

One thing I must say, because I hadn't told anyone I was having the procedure, nobody

knew why the **** they were there.[/quote']

Hehehehehe

I am laughing so hard I probably blew a staple and have a leak now!!!!

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Holy **** that is the funniest ever!!!!

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Still not dead

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No one has signed a DNR yet so we have to keep reviving it :P

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Still not dead

dammit

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Still going over here.....

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Lisa lol!!

No I went to costco and they cook and give out bites!! I had..

1 bite of salmon (ok a little fishy)

1 bite of lemon basil tilapia (really good)

2 bites of napa hormone free sausage ( yummy)

1 small piece of lentil flat bread ( super yummy)

Hehe I should take a poll from everyone as to

How many calories and carbs and Protein it contained.

Oh I know I will PM a vet!

jeezzus woman did ya leave anything else for the little old people that go to Costco for lunch everyday? :o

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