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Lol why are you messing with my man? Thats where I get my double meat cheeseburgers from. He said I was the only one :’(

Relax Leeann there's enough of him to go around! :P

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But Laura I dont want to share! Hes just so juicy and greasy and his Buns oh his buns. Best buns Ive ever seen lol.

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How about this, you take his Buns, and I take his man meat.. I'm doing low carb anyway.

You know there will be some of his drippings on the buns still. It's all good :P

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How about this' date=' you take his Buns, and I do his man meat.. I'm doing low carb anyway.

You know there will be some of his drippings on the buns still. It's all good :P[/quote']

I think we finaly killed this thread lol

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I know right, the first thing I thought of, was I wonder if they named that baby.... :huh:

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Wow.

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Wow.

Martin why do you always bust me when I'm talking about other men??

You know you are my one true love!

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Ummm , errm , well...

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Buwahahahahahaha

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I can kill this thread in 4 notes....a replay from earlier in the week....... :lol: .

Who weighs before and after they poop?

Me me me!! Sadly it never goes down. :-/

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Aha!! John does have a crazy ritual!! He's "normal" people see!!!! (even though he still like Legos)

sush you!!!. I will never be normal ya hear.......... NEVER

Screw normal! I tried it once. It got boring so I went back to being me. Strange. Quirky. And FUN!!

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Normal is highly over rated. I prefer to be unique and a thread killer ;)

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I can kill this thread in 4 notes....a replay from earlier in the week....... :lol: .

Who weighs before and after they poop?

Yeah, that one had me wondering, too. How about the one from the powder Room asking whether to wax or shave prior to surgery downtown.

Really?

I have heard of this prior to giving birth which raised my eyebrows, but women think about this stuff?

Really?

Now don't get me wrong. I do a little manscaping, too, but in prep for surgery?

Did you tattoo your phone number across your belly, too? "Doing anything after you take out my stomach?"

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Yeah' date=' that one had me wondering, too. How about the one from the Powder Room asking whether to wax or shave prior to surgery downtown.

Really?

I have heard of this prior to giving birth which raised my eyebrows, but women think about this stuff?

Really?

Now don't get me wrong. I do a little manscaping, too, but in prep for surgery?

Did you tattoo your phone number across your belly, too? "Doing anything after you take out my stomach?"[/quote']

Why didn't I think of that?! Tatto on tummy "call me for a good time! I'll be a cheap date!!" I could have maybe gotten a date. Or two!! Lol!!

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