No game 14,437 Posted March 2, 2013 I saw size.. And the first thing I thought was bougie! Girl don't get me started on the bougie Sizes! Flipping "my bougie is smaller than your bougie" crap.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 86 Posted March 2, 2013 Are we talking winkie ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AussieLady 521 Posted March 2, 2013 Has diet cola and cheeseburgers been mentioned? No thread is complete without them. Oh, and this will boost it, I am writing this with a glass of wine in my hand ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leeann71 539 Posted March 2, 2013 Uuuuummmmm cheeseburgers!!!!!! 2 all beef patties 2 slices of melted cheese grilled onions, grilled jalepenos on a sesame bun lol. Did some one say cheeseburgers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No game 14,437 Posted March 2, 2013 I have just read this entire thread, and I must say I am immensely disappointed in all of you. This is a vertical sleeve gastrectomy forum. Those of us that are the pioneers and have been here since the beginning stages of this forum. Do not come here to HAVE FUN. There is nothing funny about this surgery! I have done many years of research on this procedure and in my humble opinion none of you Have the proper knowledge to have this surgery. You will eat cheeseburgers and FAIL! you will continue to be fat and jolly people, That ask fat and lazy questions. Now please excuse me while I go take this stick out of my ass. Thread killer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyre_storm 1,412 Posted March 2, 2013 Hey lit a holt on that burger talk! Though the Carl's jr cod sandwhich minus he bun is really yummy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterthebean 8,146 Posted March 2, 2013 I have just read this entire thread, and I must say I am immensely disappointed in all of you. This is a vertical sleeve gastrectomy forum. Those of us that are the pioneers and have been here since the beginning stages of this forum. Do not come here to HAVE FUN. There is nothing funny about this surgery! I have done many years of research on this procedure and in my humble opinion none of you Have the proper knowledge to have this surgery. You will eat cheeseburgers and FAIL! you will continue to be fat and jolly people, That ask fat and lazy questions. Now please excuse me while I go take this stick out of my ass. Thread killer! I was laughing at this post and the stick went flying out of my ass and broke a lamp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clk 3,519 Posted March 2, 2013 ^ The real thread killer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puppyphat 397 Posted March 2, 2013 I just want to know... Why lie? Why can't I have beer and nachos? And What have I done!!! What's the best liquid to purée a cheese burger in? gravy or cheese sauce? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AussieLady 521 Posted March 2, 2013 What's the best liquid to purée a cheese burger in? gravy or cheese sauce? OMG, neither, it would have to be Tomato sauce! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puppyphat 397 Posted March 2, 2013 And how long does the 3 week stall last? I haven'tlost anything in the last 45 minutes and I'm worried I've failed!!! I know that I can't drink fizzy drinks, but if I wait til my vodka and redbull goes flat, that will be ok right? And I also ate a KFC family feast for dinner and I'm worried I've stretched my sleeve, how can I tell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AussieLady 521 Posted March 2, 2013 The three week stall lasts 3 weeks. You haven't lost anything in the last 45 minutes because you haven't had a poop. Vodka and Redbull is fine as long as the bull isn't too big and you'll know if you stretched your sleeve if you can still fit in another KFC Family Feast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clk 3,519 Posted March 2, 2013 Is it possible to be off topic in such a off topic post? Anyway, I will talk about a lot of things on the forums, but always get creeped out by bodily function posts and never open them. I suppose we all have our limits. I'm willing to help with a lot of things, but diagnosing poop issues is above my pay grade. ~Cheri Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarah78_RN 66 Posted March 2, 2013 Laughing so hard I'm crying. Maybe that burned enough calories to break my stall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites