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No thread is complete without a Nazi reference' date=' possibly a bit of God thrown in and because it's VSG we should toss a pizza in there as well.

NOW the thread can die :P[/quote']

That reminds me of my favorite joke.....

A priest, a rabbi and a nazi walk into a bar and say "God, I sure could go for a pizza......"

**** I forgot the punch line.

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Remember the punch line please!?? LOL

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lol I thought I was!

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I just want to know...

Why lie?

Why can't I have beer and nachos?

And

What have I done!!!

:P

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This is why I live you guys. Completely irreverent senses of humor & zero sticks up your bums!

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This is why I live you guys. Completely irreverent senses of humor & zero sticks up your bums!

Hehehe

It's the hormones that make us do it:p

It's part of the journey hehe

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OMG! It's not the Ghrelin hormone back is it? Damn that hunger can strike back... LOL :lol:

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Y'all know my daughter cried when I told someone about my surgery. Couldn't figure out why.

Finally she said, WHY are there gremlins in your stomach??!?

Lol. She heard me mention the Grehlin. So now I call it the gremlins.

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I had beer and nachos last week in Mexico, while on vacation! YUM!! I'm not going to apologize for indulging a little on vacation!!! That is real life and I love my sleeve and still being able to have a small amount of what I want and continue to be successful and feel freaking fantastic!!!!!!

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Phantom grehlin hunger pains.. Heh!

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I would like to join the thread killer anonymous but no one will ever see me join as threads always go quiet after I comment lol oh the joys of being the last comment :-/

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You know this thread isn't complete without a post from the "know it all" that posts on everything.

Now the thread is complete.

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You know this thread isn't complete without a post from the "know it all" that posts on everything.

Now the thread is complete.

You mean Laura-Ven?

Doh....

Now I'm in trouble.

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You mean Laura-Ven?

Doh....

Now I'm in trouble.

O.o I guess I've been slacking.

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