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That b***h goddess. My friend from work is trying to kill me. She is in love with me and she asked if I could be her Valantine and I said yes..... She's really trying to kill me. She bought me chocolate covered strawberries, bananas, Oreos, and a bouquet of Cookies on a stick. I ate one strawberry and one Oreo and the rest are going to Dave for our four year anniversary. I'm telling you she wants me to od so she can have her way with me! Has anyone seen fatal attraction?!

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Bahahaha

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Martin...I bought you those because I t truly care about you. And you've been getting so small lately, I thought there was something wrong and when I ask you lie and tell me diet and exercise !

I am not a stalker. And I don't have a fatal attraction!

Why would you say that? Is it because I watch you when you sleep?? 0_0

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Laura leave me and my children alone! It was one night for crying out loud! One night! I know you stick your finger in my mouth when I'm asleep I can taste your nail polish! Watch it lady!

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Thats it Martin!

I WANT MY OREOS BACK!!

(And any other chocolate you may have laying around)

I will be there tonight and I want my valentines

Back! If you want to sleep naked with the chocolate bananas placed here and there I'd much appreciate it...

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If I were straight lol is be preggers by now. Lol.

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So you lied to me?? I thought you said we were having another baby?? Aren't you late?? That what you said last week!

Oh wait u put this under "food and nutrition"??

Ummm.. Well... Lets see,

Ok I really like adding PB2 to my plain yogurt it kinda tastes like Peanut Butter cheese cake. Don't you think so?

And I find it helps me get my Water in if I add some mio "sweet tea" to it. No after taste!

Oh and my Nut cleared me for hard liquor this week, party!!

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I know what I said! I am late! Laura I need money ASAP! I need a chocolate beer!

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b***h calm down!! People are starting to look...

Ok,ok, I'll handle this I'm coming tonight I'll bring some beer and Pork rinds baby, cause I know you get those special cravings.

But don't be asking me for money! You know I gots all my other baby mamas after me!

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Ow Lordy lol

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Please don't hit me again!

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I had the dark chocolate ones which were ok. Moderation!

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Moderation! Dude I'm going to twist those things apart lick em within an inch of their lives.....

Then imma going to do the same thing to you!

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