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I shall call you Binary Keta.

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who do not.

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Kristine

I too, see "fry(s)" with Martin's name

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You do too!! I thought it was just that I'm hungry all the time!! Oh and I have slight dyslexia..

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You all have such nice names but lets get back to my intestines..... Dean...... Lol

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Yes this is the "all about Martin and his bodily functions" thread!!

So Martin when do think you might finally get that BM

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Lol bm I have bms no t no shade honey!

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Laura ima claw your eyes out honey and take your husband!

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Don't you be messing around with my bread and butter.... I mean the man that I love and will always be with until death due us.... Ok he was looking over my shoulder,

b***h don't mess with my meal ticket!

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Omg lol I laughed so loud that Dave thought I fell down lol.

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Don't you be messing around with my bread and butter.... I mean the man that I love and will always be with until death due us.... Ok he was looking over my shoulder,

b***h don't mess with my meal ticket!

Sounds like Laura's husband doubles as a wallet shaped like a vibrator.

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What! What! What! Don't be talking smack about my man! He works his tail off so I can sit on mine all day!

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