Jump to content
×
Are you looking for the BariatricPal Store? Go now!

Totally inappropriate question



Recommended Posts

Laura! pills now!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You guys are hilarious. I have truly enjoyed VST today! Such a sweet dysfunctional family! He he he:)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not nearly as sexy' date=' unless he is shaved/waxed? Otherwise hair...gross!! Well that is unless u like hairy things :P

Sent from my iPhone using VST[/quote']

Ok now I'm gagging

Sent from my iPhone using VST

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Is it a flavor thing for you?? You can try these.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005D5BWRM

Or you can just have him drink a can of pineapple juice daily.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Totally not fair .. ALEX is a buzz kill . We are adults . We can talk about BJs ' date=' gagging , extra Protein With our spouse :-P . I wanna know what every one does not to throw up on their significant others disco stick . Your never too old to learn something new .. Lol. One of the best threads here !!![/quote']

I believe Alex approved the thread ;)

Sent from my iPhone using VST

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wow lol you witty naughty people!!

Hahaha I'm speechless!

And Alex was here

I'm still speechless

But I'm definitely having the giggles lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That's the spirit!!!!

Reminds me of the time I asked my wife if she wanted to experiment and do a rape role play.

She said "%$#@ NO!!"

I said "That's the spirit"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Reminds me of the time I asked my wife if she wanted to experiment and do a rape role play.

She said "%#@ NO!!"

I said "That's the spirit"

Lol. Oh my.

That's all I got.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Omg dean! Lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Disclaimer - that was a joke. I don't condone that type of behaviour, and have several offenders in jail chewing corn for that exact offence.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Is it a flavor thing for you?? You can try these.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005D5BWRM

Or you can just have him drink a can of pineapple juice daily.

I use Kamasutra Brand Spearmint Stimulating G. Tastes like spearmint, kind of numbs things and gets him tingly and if you gently blow on it it's even better.

http://www.loverspackage.com/p-70966-kama-sutra-pleasure-balm.aspx

At this point they are worried if your "gagging".

Right after I got banded I was careful with the gagging cause for us, that could lead to worse things. So just take it easy. Distract him with new things. ;-)

I will be revising hopefully in march and will need new tricks for then!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's up there with a guy faking an orgasm by spitting on someone's back ..........

Ewwww

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Trending Products

  • Trending Topics

  • Recent Status Updates

    • cryoder22

      Day 1 of pre-op liquid diet (3 weeks) and I'm having a hard time already. I feel hungry and just want to eat. I got the protein and supplements recommend by my program and having a hard time getting 1 down. My doctor / nutritionist has me on the following:
      1 protein shake (bariatric advantage chocolate) with 8 oz of fat free milk 1 snack = 1 unjury protein shake (root beer) 1 protein shake (bariatric advantage orange cream) 1 snack = 1 unjury protein bar 1 protein shake (bariatric advantace orange cream or chocolate) 1 snack = 1 unjury protein soup (chicken) 3 servings of sugar free jello and popsicles throughout the day. 64 oz of water (I have flavor packets). Hot tea and coffee with splenda has been approved as well. Does anyone recommend anything for the next 3 weeks?
      · 1 reply
      1. NickelChip

        All I can tell you is that for me, it got easier after the first week. The hunger pains got less intense and I kind of got used to it and gave up torturing myself by thinking about food. But if you can, get anything tempting out of the house and avoid being around people who are eating. I sent my kids to my parents' house for two weeks so I wouldn't have to prepare meals I couldn't eat. After surgery, the hunger was totally gone.

    • buildabetteranna

      I have my final approval from my insurance, only thing holding up things is one last x-ray needed, which I have scheduled for the fourth of next month, which is my birthday.

      · 0 replies
      1. This update has no replies.
    • BetterLeah

      Woohoo! I have 7 more days till surgery, So far I am already down a total of 20lbs since I started this journey. 
      · 1 reply
      1. NeonRaven8919

        Well done! I'm 9 days away from surgery! Keep us updated!

    • Ladiva04

      Hello,
      I had my surgery on the 25th of June of this year. Starting off at 117 kilos.😒
      · 1 reply
      1. NeonRaven8919

        Congrats on the surgery!

    • Sandra Austin Tx

      I’m 6 days post op as of today. I had the gastric bypass 
      · 0 replies
      1. This update has no replies.
  • Recent Topics

  • Hot Products

  • Sign Up For
    Our Newsletter

    Follow us for the latest news
    and special product offers!
  • Together, we have lost...
      lbs

    PatchAid Vitamin Patches

    ×