Any funny experiences...

[MsButterKup23 1]

I had a good one happen today.

As most know I've had a slight unfill while awaiting the install of my new port (I feel like a computer waiting for a spare part or something). Anyways, I decide I want to try out a BBQ place. I figure the sauce would lube just about anything down and I shouldn't have a problem. Well.... I start to slime in the resturant, apparently the ribs were a little too tough and dry for me to eat even with the sauce.

We go to the mall and I decide that I can handle it. We get into Sears and I need to find a restroom as I am sliming horribly. The first one I go to is locked, they are remodeling it. We go up to the second floor, I am making all these scary noises like some demon from a horror movie trying to not slime on the floor in the middle of Sears.

I finally find a restroom and there are people in it. I think to myself I have to do something, I can do this quietly. I swing open the first unlocked door and go as I bent 1/2 way down toward the toilet ready to rid myself of my misery I realize there is a small child sitting in there. I had to stop and go WAIT for someone to come out of another stall. The child's mother looked at me like I was insane, but she should have taught her to lock the freaking door.

I seriously don't know who's eyes got bigger with that one, me or the kid.

[mariecarmen 1]

. . . and then, Dr. Freud, this woman burst into the bathroom stall and VOMITED on me!

[MyKdsDad 1]

"....honest Doc, I thought she was that woman from the Excorcist." ROTFL