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I mean really! You skinny people make me sick! You people who decided to change your lives for the better, how dare you!!!!! Shame on all of you!!! And FYI the next time I read I'm at goal I will steal a kitten! And then sell it for money! And use that money to buy a kitten. Which I will steal from me if you dare reach goal! Damn skinny b........ Oh FYI I'm 3.2 lbs before I'm in twouder (pronounced touter) land! Hey where's my kitty?! Nnnoooo!!

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you are hilarious! LOL

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Word!

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too funny...

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Shut up B! You lost like 80 pounds in 3 months :rolleyes:

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Shut up B! You lost like 80 pounds in 3 months :rolleyes:

Oh yeah you skinny b***h!

Now I'm going to steal someone's ***** (cat)

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Lol you can't say pussycat!!!!

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LOL! Awesome! :D

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Lol..... Your right I can't !!

But your husband just called me and said

"Here kitty kitty" :P

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Feeling a little better, I take it?

Congrats on making it into the twos!

And please, you'll be at goal before you know it, and then we'll have to steal your kitten. Don't get too attached!

~Cheri

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Omg I'm clawing your eyes out! What's your address cause we gonna have a throw down. I also imagine us on a beach at sun rise with our hattori hanzo swords (kill bill) and you'll say we have unfinished business and ill say you ain't kidding and bam b***h fight throw down! Leave my man alone!

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Fyre killed the last of the dinosaurs cause they all made goal!!!

Here's one of their last known pictures... Celebrating goal before Fyre came :P

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Feeling a little better' date=' I take it?

Congrats on making it into the twos!

And please, you'll be at goal before you know it, and then we'll have to steal your kitten. Don't get too attached!

~Cheri[/quote']

I'm still in pain but its getting a little better. Just trying not to get super upset about it cause the helplessness is too much :(

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Fyre killed the last of the dinosaurs cause they all made goal!!!

Here's one of their last known pictures... Celebrating goal before Fyre came <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Omg I teared up lol like I just won an Oscar that was funny but now your next!!!

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