fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 23, 2013 I'm beginning to think my stomach is after me. No not the one inside me.... She's content. I'm talking of the stomach I fired and cut or more or less stapled out the team..... When I'm alone I think I can see it out the corner of my eye. My neighbors say there's been a stomach hanging around my apt smoking..... I wonder what I should do. Cause there's nothing worse then a stomach with a grudge. 1 Mystie reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No game 14,437 Posted January 23, 2013 My suggestion is to move. I mean move now!! This happened to a neighbor of mine when I was a little girl. She had fears of it coming back to get her but everyone told her she was crazy. Well people realized after a while they hadn't seen her for months so the authority's were called. When they finally broke in, all they found was a gelatinous mess (and the faint smell of Oreos) It was assumed it came back on the middle of the night and slowly digested her over a period of months. 1 ProudGrammy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 23, 2013 Oh my god! No not possible! I'm locking my doors now. I'm going to call the cops if I see her! 1 ProudGrammy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No game 14,437 Posted January 23, 2013 NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! MOVE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ProudGrammy 8,322 Posted January 23, 2013 When they finally broke in all the found was a gelatinous mess (and the faint smell of Oreos) laura-ven :lol: you might have lost 39 lbs - but thank goodness you haven't lost your sense of humor!!! congrats on your weight loss keep those jokes coming 1 lessofmeismore reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 23, 2013 I'm packing! There's a strange smell coming from the living room! Oh god what's in the box! What's in the box!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AussieLady 521 Posted January 23, 2013 KFC? 1 TD41 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No game 14,437 Posted January 23, 2013 KFC? Lol!!! And Grammy I love you!! 2 Fiddleman and lessofmeismore reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delena2/11 59 Posted January 23, 2013 Worry not Fyre. Being as your stomach is female it should be obvious that she only wants to cuddle and reminisce about days gone by. Maybe watch an old move (An Affair to Remember will do nicely) and talk about old meals eaten and celebratory drink. Of course if you ignore her much longer you are indeed screwed. Due to the fact you share DNA she will be able to find you anywhere I'm sorry Fyre. There is no where you can hide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeeBrownBaker 139 Posted January 23, 2013 yall are hilarious!!! 1 fyre_storm reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 23, 2013 Omg 40! Lol she's mad and unstoppable! Aussie of KFC were in the box in the movie 7 it would of been better! Oh btw it was my ego in the box he's pissed to. I think they've been seeing each other on the side! 1 lessofmeismore reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AussieLady 521 Posted January 23, 2013 Oh it must be a big box then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No game 14,437 Posted January 23, 2013 They are probably just pissed, cause you're half the man you used to be.... 1 ProudGrammy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Dean* 1,594 Posted January 23, 2013 Hard'en up. You're gutless! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lessofmeismore 1,405 Posted January 23, 2013 Oh you guys are funny lol I love it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
