fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 21, 2013 So I decided when I get to goal weight I'm going to get height surgery where they break my legs and reset them so I can be 5'8 instead of 5'6. And I'm going to get my fingers elongated as well. So they'll break my fingers and set them! I can't weight! I mean I can't wait! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Traci J. 207 Posted January 21, 2013 Ok, I think you've watched too many movies or something...or you're just crazy. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lessofmeismore 1,405 Posted January 21, 2013 Just fell off my chair again lol Fyre you are so fun!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lessofmeismore 1,405 Posted January 21, 2013 Traci, he is the good kind of cray cray lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 21, 2013 I can dream! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Dean* 1,594 Posted January 21, 2013 I had my wife convinced years ago that you could have plastic surgery to have the gag mechanism removed. I failed in my attempts to get her to agree to have the mythical surgery! 1 frumpynomore reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lessofmeismore 1,405 Posted January 21, 2013 I had my wife convinced years ago that you could have plastic surgery to have the gag mechanism removed. I failed in my attempts to get her to agree to have the mythical surgery! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 21, 2013 Oh my god..... Lol dean.... I'm speechless. I can help her!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Dean* 1,594 Posted January 21, 2013 Oh my god..... Lol dean.... I'm speechless. I can help her!!! LMAO do you run a class? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolanz 1,484 Posted January 21, 2013 SHUT. UP!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 21, 2013 As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi! 2 KenneKat and SkinnyRicki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArtSong 291 Posted January 21, 2013 As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi! Omfg that just fing killed me. Sent from my iPhone using VST Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fyre_storm 1,412 Posted January 21, 2013 I hope that's a good thing?! Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Dean* 1,594 Posted January 21, 2013 As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi! hmmmmmm, would probably be cheaper and more effective than mythical surgery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterthebean 8,146 Posted January 21, 2013 Good thing you didn't decide to have "male enhancement" surgery....that would be painful. 1 frumpynomore reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites