Plastic surgery

[fyre_storm 1,412]

So I decided when I get to goal weight I'm going to get height surgery where they break my legs and reset them so I can be 5'8 instead of 5'6. And I'm going to get my fingers elongated as well. So they'll break my fingers and set them! I can't weight! I mean I can't wait!

[Traci J. 207]

Ok, I think you've watched too many movies or something...or you're just crazy. lol

[lessofmeismore 1,405]

Just fell off my chair again lol

Fyre you are so fun!!!

[lessofmeismore 1,405]

Traci, he is the good kind of cray cray lol

[fyre_storm 1,412]

I can dream!

[*Dean* 1,594]

I had my wife convinced years ago that you could have plastic surgery to have the gag mechanism removed.

I failed in my attempts to get her to agree to have the mythical surgery!

[lessofmeismore 1,405]

I had my wife convinced years ago that you could have plastic surgery to have the gag mechanism removed.

I failed in my attempts to get her to agree to have the mythical surgery!

LOL

[fyre_storm 1,412]

Oh my god..... Lol dean.... I'm speechless. I can help her!!!

[*Dean* 1,594]

Oh my god..... Lol dean.... I'm speechless. I can help her!!!

LMAO do you run a class?

[Nicolanz 1,484]

SHUT. UP!!!!!

[fyre_storm 1,412]

As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

[ArtSong 291]

As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

Omfg that just fing killed me.

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[fyre_storm 1,412]

I hope that's a good thing?! Lol

[*Dean* 1,594]

As long as you pay for my flight I will teach your wife in the ways of gay chi!

hmmmmmm, would probably be cheaper and more effective than mythical surgery.

[Butterthebean 8,146]

Good thing you didn't decide to have "male enhancement" surgery....that would be painful.