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Re Green the sausage: all that I can say about that is thank God that October and Oktoberfest are over. I have had Germans salivatin' over me ever since I started wearing these jeans! They're chasing me with their giant buns! Ooh....:kiss2:

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Sometimes a sausage is just a sausage but I do prefer a man with small buns.:biggrin1:

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I like big butts and I cannot lie!

Green sausage and ham. I like them, like them, Sam I am.

But I'm dieting, forget the Buns.< /p>

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:o:) :Banane10: :sigh: :rofl:Holy Crap, I honestly can't even breathe!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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hey....havin' Germans salivatin' over me doesn't sound half bad!! I've been to Germany and I'll take some of 'em any day!!!

LOL

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Oooooooo, a few glasses of wine and a man with a strong german accent, oooo la la!!! If he's ugly just put a bag over his head. *shakes head* Yes, I truly love my husband, I truly do, really I do. I just have a healthy imagination.:nervous

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I'm sure Mr. Cloe would be more than willin' to speak with a German accent.

Now....for me.....give me a man with an Irish or Scottish accent ANY day!!!! (not English though....ewwwww).

As for the bag over his head...ummmm.....you did mean to cover his FACIAL features right? Not the lower head??!!! (hey, some can be pretty downright ugly lookin'!)

ROTFLMAO

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I'm sure Mr. Cloe would be more than willin' to speak with a German accent.

Now....for me.....give me a man with an Irish or Scottish accent ANY day!!!! (not English though....ewwwww).

As for the bag over his head...ummmm.....you did mean to cover his FACIAL features right? Not the lower head??!!! (hey, some can be pretty downright ugly lookin'!)

ROTFLMAO

Are you talking about the ones with the German helmet????LOL

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LOL

Accents, uniforms and alcohol!!!! A recipe for , well I was going to say disaster, but I guess that depends on your situation.

We have a police academy where we live. When you drive by at certain times you can watch the cadets out for there training excersises. Wowza's!!! But since 40 I kinda feel creepy, most of these guys are in there early 20's.:phanvan

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A few yrs ago I had to travel to a few various police training centres (including the RCMP Academy in Regina) to do a comparative analysis on their trg programs. FUN FUN FUN!!!!

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