So, really inappropriate weird question...

[FabulousPhoenix 2]

This is hands down my favorite thread!! Hilarious!

[steelergirl 135]

then why don't you have an affair? life is to short to experience an asexual life (unless you want it that way). the physical part of life is a very important part of life to be celebrated.

I don't think having an affair is good advice ..you have a good point about a sexual life. ..I think appropriate way to handle it would be if you are unhappy in anything in life..change it or walk away. Deception never promotes long term happiness ..just temporary relief and makes it worse in the long run.

[moregoodtimes 331]

This thread reminds me of my favorite comic strip.

Toooooooooooo funny!

[Fiddleman 4,376]

I think I have to stop reading this thread before it gets any more sophomoric in nature. Lol. I can't help it though...

[*susan* 1,709]

I agree, suggesting an affair is not good advice. If it is that bad and you still love her then seek marriage counseling. Affairs only end up causing heartache for everyone and is a cowards way out. If you are unhappy, be a man (or woman, as the case may be) and either fix it or face up to reality that it can't be fixed and it is time for both of you to go your separate ways.

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[Momonanomo 534]

Seriously? You mean I can get rid of my heartburn just by doing that? LOL!

Maybe we should market this?! "Better than prilosec! More effective and definitely more fun!"

[Butterthebean 8,146]

Maybe we should market this?! "Better than prilosec! More effective and definitely more fun!"

It also prevents stalls, hair loss and sagging skin.

[biddykm 21]

Glad someone asked bc I've was wanting to ask along with how long did everyone have to wait to have sex? Like was it just a few days after surgery that u felt well enough? Or is your body still to sore to enjoy?

My surgery is this Wednesday and my boyfriend and I were talking last night and when he asked I didnt know??

[*susan* 1,709]

I think this is a very amateur viewpoint.. Some things are not as easy as "fix it or walk away".

I'm sorry you disagree. I don't believe in affairs. Some things aren't that easy, hence why I made the suggestion of counseling. But, life is too short to stay in a situation in which you are unhappy. I didn't say it was easy, I am saying sometimes we have to make the tough choices. Sitting around doing nothing isn't going to fix the problem, or help anyone to gain a sense of satisfaction or happiness with ones life.

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[ShrinkyDinkMe22 376]

Try having him drink a small can of pineapple juice daily. That was always my little secret. I've never had any complaints of too salty or smelling like bleach

(like I've heard about other guys).

Haha you learn thay from "whipped"? That was the first time I ever heard that.

[O.T.R. sleever 3,386]

Haha you learn thay from "whipped"? That was the first time I ever heard that.

What's whipped? Some kind of cooking show?

[DreamsOfSkinny 53]

Haha you learn thay from "whipped"? That was the first time I ever heard that.

Wait... Guya tell each other if some girl complained about their cum being salty? Lol!!!

[DreamsOfSkinny 53]

ughh! It quoted the wrong thing. Was directed to OTR

[Rootman 1,101]

I think I have to stop reading this thread before it gets any more sophomoric in nature. ...

Too late!

And on the sub-thread of an affair, just be careful, there are MANY things are at stake, not only the marriage but there are legal, ethical and even health ramifications at stake. Don't play with fire unless you accept the fact that you may get burnt.

And BTW: Any chronic heart burn suffers that desire relief I would like to offer my services free of charge - just out of the goodness of my heart mind you OH, and this offer is for GALS ONLY! Not that there's anything wrong with the other ya' know.

[Momonanomo 534]

@rootman -- how very generous and selfless of you!

hahaha!