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I have no idea! But i do highly doubt that it has 150mg of any kind of protein... lol

No, that's why it takes multiple "doses" to make a difference, I would say at least 6 a day to start with, more if you feel the need. :) The poor guy is gonna be weak in the knees :)

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wow... guys out there are so lucky... i dont even get to do it half a year once with my wife... and no oral...

wife is forever tired or busy...

maybe thats why men have affair...

sad man...

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Oh goodness, so much I want to say, but I fear I must behave myself. Don't want you guys to know all my sordid little secrets, lol

Ftomivec, sounds like its time for you to spice things up in the bedroom and some romance back in. Honestly, while men seem to want it whether they are getting it or not, if woman aren't getting it, they tend to not miss is. But, when we are, the more we get it, the more we want it! Maybe some candlelight, music and roses are in order, or a visit to the local adult toy store. Anything new and different can be just what it takes to liven things up in the bedroom.

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Ftomivec' date=' sounds like its time for you to spice things up in the bedroom and some romance back in. [/quote']

thank you susan for your advise. :)

actually I have tried. but quarrel in the end.

maybe i didnt try hard enough. or i am just a boring person.

please skip my problem and continue the sexy talk. i love reading them. although i cant have it , i can read it. :)

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So, Becky... if things ever wind up not working out between you and your boyfriend, I just thought you'd like to know that I recently got sleeved and should be losing a lot of weight in the near future... and you know what that does for us guys and our, um, packages, right??? ;) Just sayin'....

Haha! I've heard of that side affect for guys...lucky. Our boobs don't magically grow or get super perky...I've heard that they deflate :0

Ftomivec, I'm sure you aren't boring! Maybe you should talk to your wife about it and see if there is a reason she's not as interested...if there is it may be something you can work through. Sex is a very healthy part of relationships and without it there can be a lot of problems!

Good luck! Girls are tricky creatures.

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I read your question and laughed. I asked my Dr!!! I think it was my last follow up appointment before surgery. His face turned red and told me it would not hurt a thing. Lol. Then he told me I was the first person to ever ask him that and he would never forget it. Lmao!

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only 3.5 gm protien...wish it was 150gm protien that is what I'm understanding is ..150mg = 3.5 gm is this right.boyfriend wants it to be the other way around.......

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thank you susan for your advise. :)

actually I have tried. but quarrel in the end.

maybe i didnt try hard enough. or i am just a boring person.

please skip my problem and continue the sexy talk. i love reading them. although i cant have it ' date=' i can read it. :)

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Sometimes we must walk before we run. I'd advise starting with a nice foot rub, then the next night a head rub, then the next night a back rub, then some making out. All the while do not expect sex as the end result. Whenever my husband does these small things for me I find myself begging for sex and willing to try anything!!

Especially when he isn't just doing it to get in my pants. My husband and I recently went to an overnight wedding. We stayed in a hotel and I couldn't keep my hands off of him. We ended up dipping Out of the reception for a little while so we could have a grand finale in the car!!! I'm thinking it was the change of scenery and being away from our routine. Maybe try that.

But again- sometimes you just need to get back to the basics. Kissing her neck while she is cooking, playing with her hair. You get the picture.

Best of luck!!!

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I have no idea! But i do highly doubt that it has 150mg of any kind of Protein... lol

Most of what I read says it has much more. Remember, we measure Protein in grams, 150mg = 0.150g

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Most of what I read says it has much more. Remember' date=' we measure Protein in grams, 150mg = 0.150g[/quote']

Ahhh... good point! I really should slow down sometimes :-)

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thats what I said in my post already why cant it be gm instead of mg

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My boyfriend and I are very sexually active and well oral sex is a part of life so I'm going to be brave and ask this question.

This is a 2-part question. The first is, how would my stomach react to swallowing? Would I be full, would I get sick? The second part is since it's acidic, how long do you have to wait to do that?

Sorry for the inappropriate question but I kinda need to know what to expect.

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LMAO! Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Hahahahahahahaha I love you guys!!!!!! I have one more thing to add. I'm completely serious..... when I was prego with my middle child, this was the only thing that took my heartburn away. No kidding. My hubs was the happiest man alive! Lol

Seriously? You mean I can get rid of my heartburn just by doing that? LOL!

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