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I agree with your wife. But bare is gross trimmed is nice.

This. I tried the baby smooth thing once, it creeped me out. I keep it trimmed now. I'm almost to the point of trying to incorporate some animal designs in to my trimming.

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hahahaha this topic has gone totally awry

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Awry??? Hell... anything starting off with a subject line of of "penis size" had no where to go but awry....

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Awry??? Hell... anything starting off with a subject line of of "penis size" had no where to go but awry....

hahaha true this.

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I'll probably regret bringing this into the conversation.... Something else that can help it look bigger, get the shrubbery waxed!

Wife just reminded me it's time to get it done again. A year or so before the surgery I lost a bet and had to get a men's brazillian wax (sugaring actually but same basic thing). Sadly it was bottom of the 8th Mariners playing whoever, Mariners up 11-0. I said there was no way they could lose, she disagreed and whoever lost had to get waxed (easy enough for her, she does regularly anyways) freaking Mariners blew an 11 run lead and lost! Well it hurt like a son of a beach.. But the wife liked it, certainly was different, I was amazed at how many women wanted to see it.

Wife was reading through this and suggested that losing the weight helped it's view a lot, but that getting rid of the hair and making it all baby smooth again would help some too. It's not as bad as you think and you would be surprised at the positive response from most of the women!

I always tell my husband, You have to clean up around the wood pile if you want company :o

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I always tell my husband' date=' You have to clean up around the wood pile if you want company :o[/quote']

And, "if you mow the lawn, the tree looks bigger"

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The boys club has been the most fun since I joined this site ;)

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You can only gain what you would of been If you were skinny. If you at your Ideal weight were only 6 inches that's your Max. I wish this surgery had some magic MiracLe Grow Effect but it doesn't. At least now I can see it and it appears bigger and I now have the ability to do things position wise I wouldn't of been able to before.

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I wish we could put this issue to rest once and for all - it's not going to get any larger, it simply looks better in its new and improved neighborhood, so to speak. :)

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As I told my boyfriend, if you want to be touched, make yourself touchable. You enjoy touching our smooth skin? Why do you think we wouldn't enjoy the same tactile experience? Besides, more exposed skin means more exposed nerve endings to titillate ...

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Besides' date=' more exposed skin means more exposed nerve endings to titillate ...[/quote']

I wonder about this. It's a big debate. For example, it is common theory that an uncircumcised male is actually more sensitive because that skin is less often exposed. Then again, I'm not sure if I could handle being more sensitive.

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OMG' date=' I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Y'all are so funny.[/quote']

Hu hu, she said "hard" hu hu

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