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I'm super excitednot to have the belly bumper problem anymore. It's like it could go in deeper but the belly blocks properly joining

Ugh. So ready to be thin. My job has a plastic surgery fund so not worried about skin or boobs. Though the hubby prefers to cover it in corset and no implants I voted to lop it off & get the girls fixed. Where am I gonna put my cell phone if they're sad.

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Ive lost 34lbs and its gotten better and better ... he cant keep his hands off me and my drive is wild! .. how in the world did this post come back alive..lol... I wrote this in november!!!

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Ive lost 34lbs and its gotten better and better ... he cant keep his hands off me and my drive is wild! .. how in the world did this post come back alive..lol... I wrote this in november!!!

Girl I don't know but I'm so glad it did all of u made me laugh!!! And definitely put me more at ease...I'm ready for my date to get here...April 24 seems like forever! To all of u keep it up an stay sexy strong!!!

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This is HILLARIOUS.....my hubby is a freak now ...I can't even imagine in6 months!!!!!

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I cant wait to have raunchy sweaty sex with the lights on! Ever since I gained all this weight I refuse to have sex with my hubs with the lights on.

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Out of my bf's mouth "Can't wait to throw you all over the place"... Sounds EXCITING!!!!! :-)

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I have read this thread from beginning to end and i haven't laughed this hard in a while. You all have made my day. Can't wait for June to get here so I can jump on the sex train too. I wait for the day I can see my suga snap again.

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This was hilarious! I'm gonna start doing my squats and stretches now.

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Smack it... flip it... and rub it down! Ohhhhh yeahhhh

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I'm not doing any gymnastics in the bedroom just yet but I am definitely more flexible lol wayyy more fun! It was fun before too, but I'm less self-conscious :)

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Well being single and 31 I have def been thinking about this and I can't wait! Still looking for a man but I believe it will come!!! I can't even imagine skinny sex but just knowing my belly won't be in the way anymore gets me very excited! Oh the possibilities :)

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