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Researching reviews on Amazon and saw this. About wet myself laughing.

"3.0 out of 5 stars Gross, but has a lot of proteinI drink these for lunch because I need Protein and like to torture myself. They taste like a wild boar's butthole farting green apple, but I just close my eyes and pretend that I am Dumbledore drinking the Drink of Despair and I'm able to choke it down."

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Researching reviews on Amazon and saw this. About wet myself laughing.

"3.0 out of 5 stars Gross, but has a lot of proteinI drink these for lunch because I need Protein and like to torture myself. They taste like a wild boar's butthole farting green apple, but I just close my eyes and pretend that I am Dumbledore drinking the Drink of Despair and I'm able to choke it down."

Thanks for the laugh!!! (outloud!)

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Finally, someone was able to express the look of horror on my face after drinking a few shakes those first few weeks.

Thanks for the laugh.

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OMG fatnomo that was awesome, I so needed that today been having a hard time lately. I will have to copy and past so i can go back when I need a laugh and read it again :}

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XD

I described clear liquid Protein drinks to my mom as "tasting like ass." Her reply? "How do you know what ass tastes like?"

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This made me laugh out loud!! Love it. :D

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Researching reviews on Amazon and saw this. About wet myself laughing.

"3.0 out of 5 stars Gross' date=' but has a lot of proteinI drink these for lunch because I need Protein and like to torture myself. They taste like a wild boar's butthole farting green apple, but I just close my eyes and pretend that I am Dumbledore drinking the Drink of Despair and I'm able to choke it down."

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And that's the truth!!!

I prefer the grape to the fruit punch. It tastes "better" and has more Protein.

But... Yeah... It's that bad.

I purchase them at Wal-mart

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OK now im curious' date=' which Protein drink are you guys talking about?[/quote']

It's not like a Protein Drink per say. No sip sip sip here. It's more of a plug your nose and drink it down in one or two gulps. Tastes bad but about 20 minutes after I drink it I feel great!!!

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@firebelle10 still don't know what one your talking about. I'm curious so I don't waste my money on it. Thanks in advance

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@firebelle10 still don't know what one your talking about. I'm curious so I don't waste my money on it. Thanks in advance

If you have a wal-mart by you it's in the section by Protein shakes. It looks like a test tube but you can also buy them in a box of six.

I'm trying to figure out how to take a picture and post it to show you exactly what it look like.

I really do recommend it despite the taste!

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Ok thanks

If it's one of those test tube gel one's i have read on here that the Protein it does have in it isn't the good protein we need and if that's the case your torturing yourself for nothing......lol :tongue2:

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Ok thanks

If it's one of those test tube gel one's i have read on here that the Protein it does have in it isn't the good Protein we need and if that's the case your torturing yourself for nothing......lol :tongue2:

I hope not

:-(

But it was recommended by my nut and my surgeon both. I know there are ones that are bad but the New whey was the one recommended!!

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My nut recommended them as well, because it has 42gms of Protein per 3.5 ounce. I am dreading trying it.

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