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I want to buy myself a Harley when I hit goal, but my wife reminded me she knows a good divorce lawyer.

Butter

"wife reminded me she knows a good divorce lawyer!!:"

I don't know about that wife of yours? -_- Who does she think she is???

first she says - no tattoos of naked ladies, now protesting a harley

whats next, out with strip clubs too?? :lol:

are you kidding me?????

there would be a line of sleevers trying to get into your "good graces" :lol:

have a great day :)

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Uh....diamond earrings and an iPad for 10 pounds? That's gonna get expensive real quick. But I can't talk' date=' I want to buy myself a Harley when I hit goal, but my wife reminded me she knows a good divorce lawyer.[/quote']

Lol! Well u see some rewards will be from me to myself and some will be from the fiancé. And listen to ur wife. Threats can be lethal lol

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And at the rate I'm going 10 lbs is taking forever!! I have been stalled for 3 weeks

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Im lookin at a full quarter sleeve koi fish. On the top of his head he will have a juggernaut symbol.

The Koi is for luck, fortune, and perseverance

Juggernaut symbol- the unstoppable force. no matter how many times i get knocked down i keep going

Since I am a Pisces, my next tattoo is going to be a Koi as well. I was thinking of getting two of them in a ying-yang position or wrapped around my ankle going to my foot.

My last tattoo will be an Ankh- symbol of life (or key of life..)

The tattoo artist I use is very animated and colorful. (Miya Bailey)

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I have been planning my tattoo for when I get to onederland. I have not weighed under 200 pounds for 29 years, wow! I have decided on a butterfly(or more) to symbolize my metamorphosis and it needs to include the word, "onederland" not sure how but can't wait to get there!!

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Butter

"wife reminded me she knows a good divorce lawyer!!:"

I don't know about that wife of yours? -_- Who does she think she is???

first she says - no tattoos of naked ladies' date=' now protesting a harley

whats next, out with strip clubs too?? :lol:

are you kidding me?????

there would be a line of sleevers trying to get into your "good graces" :lol:

have a great day :) [/quote']

She may be tough, but it keeps me honest. And she's been there for me through thick and thin (pun intended).

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... my wife says I can't get any tattoos of naked women.

How about a naked MAN then?

How about the text "I used to weigh 401 pounds - ask me!"

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How about a naked MAN then?

How about the text "I used to weigh 401 pounds - ask me!"

I might get sick of being asked.

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I've been thinking about this too. I actually am thinking of getting the silhouette of a fat girl. No clothes or actual details just the black outline. Haven't decided as of yet. I have a while before my goal weight.

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I might get sick of being asked.

About the naked man or the weight loss?

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OK here's one not to get....I worked in banking, the higher you get on the food chain the moe conservative it gets (we have a saying...."tattoo yourself unemployable"). So I was looking for a new assistant and got the resume of the goddess of assistants....I wanted to hire her over the phone but she was too good to be true so I met with her...

She comes in, with a low enough cut blouse I could see her entire tattoo...It was a snake, wrapped around her neck, the head, hissing with forked tongue ended on her cheek and the tail disappeared into her breasts. For the first time in my life I stared at a woman's breasts because I absolutely hate snakes! Tattooed herself unemployable...and back to the mail room she went. Silly girl.

That said, in a discrete place please, what about a snake that has just had it's meal recently? Fat lump in the middle....ie the old you :P and thin for the top two thirds of his coils???? Please remember your neck is not a "discrete place" :o

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Or he could be coiled around a fat naked man LOL

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I work in a chemical plant wearing long sleeve coveralls, so most of me is covered at work. Even if it wasn't, tattoos here are a non issue. I do massage on the side, and none of my clients (that I know of) are bothered by tattoos. If they were, I wouldn't want them anyway. I'm not dependent on that business to pay the bills. I also work on and build bicycles on the side, and for that business I think the tattoos are actually preferred.

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