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Talk to your Dr about gettin a colonics treatment... Cost about $100- They work!!!

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This is the single greatest thread in the history of the Internet.

I second that..read the whole thing twice!

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Good heavens ..I think we all can relate to this. I certainly hope you feel better..You are gonna need therapy for PTTD ..post traumatic turd disorder

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Oh Pipula you just got me audibly laughing haha people think I'm a nut over here Hehe. PTTD

We all suffer!! It's distressing and afterwards a lil funny but a serious topic indeed :)

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Good heavens ..I think we all can relate to this. O certainly hope you feel better..You are gonna need therapy for PTTD ..post traumatic turd disorder!

Now that's hilarious and memorable. I laughed so loud the dogs started barking!!

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Good heavens ..I think we all can relate to this. I certainly hope you feel better..You are gonna need therapy for PTTD ..post traumatic turd disorder

Once again, best thread on the internet & Pipula, you made my day! I am going to steal that one!

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Once again' date=' best thread on the internet & Pipula, you made my day! I am going to steal that one![/quote']

Steal away..it's not copyrighted!! LOL!!!!

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Omg! Being a nurse i could totally imagine what u went through.. ive had patients who went through the exact same thing..Next time you can just do an enema..it will break up what u have impacted.. you can get it OTC.. best of luck hope it doesnt happen again..

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This was WAY too familiar to me. I had a very similar experience on my third day out and had no idea what to do. I am now regularly drinking a small glass of prune juice daily and it seems to help. I do want to share that I got the best text of my life when I told my Husband that I had achieved victory...........RELEASED THE CRAPPEN!! lol

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This was WAY too familiar to me. I had a very similar experience on my third day out and had no idea what to do. I am now regularly drinking a small glass of prune juice daily and it seems to help. I do want to share that I got the best text of my life when I told my Husband that I had achieved victory...........RELEASED THE CRAPPEN!! lol

Bawhahahahahahahahahahah ...

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This was WAY too familiar to me. I had a very similar experience on my third day out and had no idea what to do. I am now regularly drinking a small glass of prune juice daily and it seems to help. I do want to share that I got the best text of my life when I told my Husband that I had achieved victory...........RELEASED THE CRAPPEN!! lol

HAAAAAA!!!!!!! That made me literally lol and I never do that! Amazing.

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When I'm constipated like that I do a full squat. Sitting on the toilet to poop when constipated is absolute torture. Doing a full squat where your knees are up against your chest and your butt near your ankles makes it easier to pass stool. If you were out in the woods you would do a full squat and I don't think the porcelain throne is a natural way to sit while pooping. I have a squatting platform that goes over the toilet, works great especially when you have to take a monster crap

i'm sorry, but you have a pooping PLATFORM?!?! I didn't know there was a market for that! lol. If this works for you then that is great...but I am sitting here trying to figure out the logistics of something like that and coming up with some hilarious scenarios...oh man...what a good laugh!

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