I Don't Want To Shart!

[COsleeveDude 273]

I would rather pee my pants.

[IMABear 57]

Reminds me of a poem I used to hear as a kid, although I changed it a bit to fit the subject

Now I sit here broken hearted

Tried to fart,

instead I sharted.

Funny thing,

I had this exact saying in my head all day.

I was going to post it when I got home.

You beat me to it...

[IMABear 57]

Omg I love you.

FYI, I am single

Haha, couldn't resist...

[GeauxForIt 659]

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Now I sit here broken hearted

Tried to fart,

instead I sharted.[/quote']

LMAO!