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I'm getting my sleeve done on the 31 of October and I'm really worried that a spirit wandering around the hospital is going to get inside me during surgery while under and take over my body to do evil things! I've watched enough horror movies to know this is a possibility. So I'm wondering if I should ask if I can wear garlic around my neck or something? Please help!

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Lol I'm really getting my surgery on Halloween. But I don't really believe that a souls going in me...... Dang I just jinxed myself. Happy Halloween :)

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I was about to ask how you passed your psych. evaluation Hehehe

Cute post!!!

When you come back from surgery have someone sprinkle u with holy Water to check :P

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I was about to ask how you passed your psych. evaluation Hehehe

Cute post!!!

When you come back from surgery have someone sprinkle u with holy Water to check :P

Lol I was thinking the same exact thing!

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If only you could have saw my facial expression while I was reading your post!!!! Too funny

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HA! Worry not Fyre Storm. You will see that upon waking from anesthesia all the health care personnel around you will be in a candy induced coma. While you were sleeping they took your excised stomach and went trick or treating up and down the hospital halls dressed as zombies. Happy Sleeving! My little boy was born on Leap Year Day and I have a lot of fun with it. I think it is great that you can have some fun with this too.

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HA! Worry not Fyre Storm. You will see that upon waking from anesthesia all the health care personnel around you will be in a candy induced coma. While you were sleeping they took your excised stomach and went trick or treating up and down the hospital halls dressed as zombies. Happy Sleeving! My little boy was born on Leap Year Day and I have a lot of fun with it. I think it is great that you can have some fun with this too.

Lol! Gross and funny!!!

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I'm getting my sleeve done on the 31 of October and I'm really worried that a spirit wandering around the hospital is going to get inside me during surgery while under and take over my body to do evil things! I've watched enough horror movies to know this is a possibility. So I'm wondering if I should ask if I can wear garlic around my neck or something? Please help!

Lol... I work in surgery and a few of our more supersticious staff believe there are ghosts haunting our ORs! I have never experienced anything but I guess you never know...

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HA! Worry not Fyre Storm. You will see that upon waking from anesthesia all the health care personnel around you will be in a candy induced coma. While you were sleeping they took your excised stomach and went trick or treating up and down the hospital halls dressed as zombies. Happy Sleeving! My little boy was born on Leap Year Day and I have a lot of fun with it. I think it is great that you can have some fun with this too.

My youngest is a leap day baby' date=' too. :} We have fun with it. He's become less uptight about the "you're only..." jokes as he's gotten older. Lol

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I think it would be totally funny if you showed up that morning with a garlic lanyard around your neck & a bottle of "holy water" in your pocket. Hehe

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I think it would be totally funny if you showed up that morning with a garlic lanyard around your neck & a bottle of "holy water" in your pocket. Hehe

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Or vampire teeth when anestesia asks to look in your mouth!

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