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[Piplula 709]

Have your 11y/o rotf laughing cause your underwear is now saggy & baggy.....you might a gastric sleeve patient.

Your hubby gets excited because every time you bend over, your boobs fall out of your bra that is now too big..you might be a gastric sleeve patient..

Are walking down the hall carrying laundry and your pants hit the floor because they are way too big, you might be a gastric sleeve patient.

Take a shower in the morning and look down and think there is a small mammal in there with you and then realize its just where your hair is falling out...you might be a gastric sleeve patient..

Please continue to add your own experiences!

[alliecat1095 128]

Have your 11y/o rotf laughing cause your underwear is now saggy & baggy.....you might a gastric sleeve patient.

Your hubby gets excited because every time you bend over' date=' your boobs fall out of your bra that is now too big..you might be a gastric sleeve patient..

Are walking down the hall carrying laundry and your pants hit the floor because they are way too big, you might be a gastric sleeve patient.

Take a shower in the morning and look down and think there is a small mammal in there with you and then realize its just where you hair is falling out...you might be a gastric sleeve patient..

Please continue to add your own experiences![/quote']

As ladies you are now tooting and burping just like a man..you might be GSP..

[kimmy*custis 276]

OMG...too funny! Thanks for sharing. I cant think of anything to add right now but...give me a bit!

[Piplula 709]

As ladies you are now tooting and burping just like a man..you might be GSP..

Bawahahahahahahahhaah

[bigsleeve56 266]

In the shower and look down and see two mammals

[Guest deleted_user]

You never trust a fart, you're a GSP!

[Piplula 709]

You never trust a fart' date=' you're a GSP! [/quote']

OMG..I lived that for the first month!

[Butterthebean 8,146]

In the shower and look down and see two mammals

I had to take a drug test last week at work, and for the first time in I don't know when I could see what I was doing.

[Piplula 709]

I had to take a drug test last week at work' date=' and for the first time in I don't know when I could see what I was doing.[/quote']

Bawhahahahahahahahahahah!

[legal loser 77]

need more holes in your belt (because it's too big!), you might be a VSG patient!

[jhansen71 257]

If you order a child's plate and still ask for a doggy bag for leftovers, you might be a gastric sleever.

If your arms flap in the wind like a sail due to loose skin, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you go days without seeing a single turd, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you have to bear down like giving birth to get a turd out, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you can't get through a day without someone making a compliment, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you are obsessed with the scale at your house, you might be a gastric sleever

If you go to the store and grab 3 sizes to try on because you have no idea what size you are, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you walk into a regular size department and feel like everyone is staring because you don't belong in there (but you do), you might be a gastric sleever.

If you involuntarily gag watching other people gorge on food, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you used to shop at Victoria's Secret for undies and bras, but find yourself at Wal Mart for cheapies for multiple size replacements, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you find yourself in the pictures of Wal Mart (the Internet pictures that float around), buying underwear in loose fitting Goodwill clothes, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you trip on your feet constantly because your shoes that are to big, you might be a gastric sleever.

If you can no longer tell time because your watch is so loose and sits halfway up your arm and backwards, you might be a gastric sleever.

That's it for now. I'll see if I can think of more. Fun thread!

[legal loser 77]

If you walk into a regular size department and feel like everyone is staring because you don't belong in there (but you do), you might be a gastric sleever.

So me! Yesterday my mom and I went shopping because she needed some help picking out some new clothes. She shops in the plus size department (she is a banding slowly making her way down) and I was in the regular department. I felt like the people were looking at me like "get back to the fat girl clothes"....even the sales associates looked a little differently at me. I did have one sales associate ask if she could get me started in a dressing room, I politely declined because I had to stick to tradition.....side-by-side dressing rooms with my mom so we could try on and then evaluate each other's outfits. Thankfully we both were able to make out on some amazing sales!!!