Piplula 709 Posted August 30, 2012 Have your 11y/o rotf laughing cause your underwear is now saggy & baggy.....you might a gastric sleeve patient. Your hubby gets excited because every time you bend over, your boobs fall out of your bra that is now too big..you might be a gastric sleeve patient.. Are walking down the hall carrying laundry and your pants hit the floor because they are way too big, you might be a gastric sleeve patient. Take a shower in the morning and look down and think there is a small mammal in there with you and then realize its just where your hair is falling out...you might be a gastric sleeve patient.. Please continue to add your own experiences! 6 allmyjoy, 7carol3, AngelEyesInNJ and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alliecat1095 128 Posted August 30, 2012 Have your 11y/o rotf laughing cause your underwear is now saggy & baggy.....you might a gastric sleeve patient. Your hubby gets excited because every time you bend over' date=' your boobs fall out of your bra that is now too big..you might be a gastric sleeve patient.. Are walking down the hall carrying laundry and your pants hit the floor because they are way too big, you might be a gastric sleeve patient. Take a shower in the morning and look down and think there is a small mammal in there with you and then realize its just where you hair is falling out...you might be a gastric sleeve patient.. Please continue to add your own experiences![/quote'] As ladies you are now tooting and burping just like a man..you might be GSP.. 2 Piplula and allmyjoy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kimmy*custis 276 Posted August 30, 2012 OMG...too funny! Thanks for sharing. I cant think of anything to add right now but...give me a bit! 1 Piplula reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piplula 709 Posted August 30, 2012 As ladies you are now tooting and burping just like a man..you might be GSP.. Bawahahahahahahahhaah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigsleeve56 266 Posted August 30, 2012 In the shower and look down and see two mammals 3 Piplula, mylifeinpink and KristinaAshley reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deleted_user Posted August 31, 2012 You never trust a fart, you're a GSP! 1 Piplula reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piplula 709 Posted August 31, 2012 You never trust a fart' date=' you're a GSP! [/quote'] OMG..I lived that for the first month! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterthebean 8,146 Posted August 31, 2012 In the shower and look down and see two mammals I had to take a drug test last week at work, and for the first time in I don't know when I could see what I was doing. 2 Piplula and keldolbeth reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piplula 709 Posted August 31, 2012 I had to take a drug test last week at work' date=' and for the first time in I don't know when I could see what I was doing.[/quote'] Bawhahahahahahahahahahah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legal loser 77 Posted September 1, 2012 need more holes in your belt (because it's too big!), you might be a VSG patient! 1 Piplula reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhansen71 257 Posted September 1, 2012 If you order a child's plate and still ask for a doggy bag for leftovers, you might be a gastric sleever. If your arms flap in the wind like a sail due to loose skin, you might be a gastric sleever. If you go days without seeing a single turd, you might be a gastric sleever. If you have to bear down like giving birth to get a turd out, you might be a gastric sleever. If you can't get through a day without someone making a compliment, you might be a gastric sleever. If you are obsessed with the scale at your house, you might be a gastric sleever If you go to the store and grab 3 sizes to try on because you have no idea what size you are, you might be a gastric sleever. If you walk into a regular size department and feel like everyone is staring because you don't belong in there (but you do), you might be a gastric sleever. If you involuntarily gag watching other people gorge on food, you might be a gastric sleever. If you used to shop at Victoria's Secret for undies and bras, but find yourself at Wal Mart for cheapies for multiple size replacements, you might be a gastric sleever. If you find yourself in the pictures of Wal Mart (the Internet pictures that float around), buying underwear in loose fitting Goodwill clothes, you might be a gastric sleever. If you trip on your feet constantly because your shoes that are to big, you might be a gastric sleever. If you can no longer tell time because your watch is so loose and sits halfway up your arm and backwards, you might be a gastric sleever. That's it for now. I'll see if I can think of more. Fun thread! 3 Kayargh, Piplula and Izuri reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legal loser 77 Posted September 2, 2012 If you walk into a regular size department and feel like everyone is staring because you don't belong in there (but you do), you might be a gastric sleever. So me! Yesterday my mom and I went shopping because she needed some help picking out some new clothes. She shops in the plus size department (she is a banding slowly making her way down) and I was in the regular department. I felt like the people were looking at me like "get back to the fat girl clothes"....even the sales associates looked a little differently at me. I did have one sales associate ask if she could get me started in a dressing room, I politely declined because I had to stick to tradition.....side-by-side dressing rooms with my mom so we could try on and then evaluate each other's outfits. Thankfully we both were able to make out on some amazing sales!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites