Tmi Warning: I Am As Horny As A Toad!

[Ijam75 102]

A- I love this forum

B- I love this thread

C- I'm wanting it 24/7/365... my wife is OK with that

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[Wheetsin 714]

You're not alon - it's very common.

For multiple reasons, DH is very, very, very happy that I had this surgery.

[SleeveandRNYchica 1,155]

I'm jealous... Sigh...

I know hubby will be glad once I have the surgery!!! I miss having the urges...

[SweetTee 448]

I don't know about a wooden one, I would be a little leary of splinters down there, LOL! I pray I have this problem after surgery! Before I packed on the pounds the DH and I were humping like jack rabbits, now it's more like snail activity over on this end! Man I miss that feeling when I was so horney I would hump his leg in my sleep!

[SweetTee 448]

I don't know about a wooden one, I would be a little leary of splinters down there, LOL! I pray I have this problem after surgery! Before I packed on the pounds the DH and I were humping like jack rabbits, now it's more like snail activity over on this end! Man I miss that feeling when I was so horney I would hump his leg in my sleep!

[Ellis0921 7]

I haven't had my surgery yet but I can only hope to have this problem. My poor hubby has been so patient since their is just no desire on my end. Hopefully things will be changing soon. Oh, whet does DH stand for, I new to this forum thing.

[nyxa 159]

@nyxa, you have SCHOOLED me! I've seen those glass toys but I always imagine they would feel cold. I may have to try them out cuz at this point, ANYTHING would be worthwhile. LOL!

glass toys are awesome! in regards to the coldness.. they are cold. lol but that's not so bad, they can easily be warmed up by running them under warm Water or by your own body heat. they warm up pretty fast & retain the heat pretty well. you can also stick them in the freezer, if you're into that (hey, some people are- i'm not one, but whatever floats your boat!).. they are also non-porous, so that means that they won't be harboring or holding on to any weird bacteria.. so less risk of infections.. they clean up really easily.. you can wash 'em with plain old soap & Water or even toss them in the dish washer or dunk 'em in bleach or whatever. heck, sulfuric acid won't even destroy them, because glass is non-porous! lol woo hoo! another awesome thing about them (in my opinion) is that they have a nice weight to them. it makes for an interesting sensation. once you buy one, it's yours for the rest of your life. unless you break it, it's not going to have to be thrown away & over the long haul, it's a good investment. they also come in pretty colors and some of them even have actual gold in them! you can also buy ones that vibrate, if that's what'd you like.

I don't know about a wooden one, I would be a little leary of splinters down there, LOL! I pray I have this problem after surgery! Before I packed on the pounds the DH and I were humping like jack rabbits, now it's more like snail activity over on this end! Man I miss that feeling when I was so horney I would hump his leg in my sleep!

the wooden ones don't have splinters. they're sanded down very fine & smooth. they used them since way back when. lol the emperor of china's concubines used to stick wooden eggs up their vaginas to train their vaginal muscles with.. they also had metal & wooden dildoes.. they had them all over the place.. you can research for yourself.. they made them out of everything from bamboo to ivory to jade & metal. in fact, they still sell jade eggs.. i have a set myself! lol and chrome ones, too! lol

anywho, you'll get your drive back. that's one of many good things you can look forward to! <3

[LeaveItToSleever 80]

I envy you because I'm having the opposite problem. Almost like the surgery took away all my mojo. It's horrible. Like a huge part of me has died.Definitely not my normal, robust, lust for life.

[CJ_Redux 137]

Man I miss that feeling when I was so horney I would hump his leg in my sleep!

LMBO I bet he misses it too!

[CJ_Redux 137]

I haven't had my surgery yet but I can only hope to have this problem. My poor hubby has been so patient since their is just no desire on my end. Hopefully things will be changing soon. Oh, whet does DH stand for, I new to this forum thing.

DH = Darling Husband

If you're anything like me, you'll be (as the title of this thread states) a horny lil toad LOL! They say that fat blocks the hormones, so I guess with the weight loss my hormones are running around having a party inside of me. That's fine by me. Just wish I could get my rocks off... Sorry, TMI...

[CJ_Redux 137]

I envy you because I'm having the opposite problem. Almost like the surgery took away all my mojo. It's horrible. Like a huge part of me has died.Definitely not my normal, robust, lust for life.

Oh wow, I sure hope that changes for you soon. I'm sure it will the further out from surgery you get.

[neek41 34]

So for the past couple of months I have been super horny & I decided to do a search a few mins ago & I found this thread. I'm not alone, & at least I'm not loosing my mind. I just said on Facebook I needed Jesus for those thoughts that went on in my head last night so at least I know. Thanks for sharing guys much appreciated. I was sleeved 5/24/2012 down 59 pounds wooo hoooo!!!!

neek41

[Jessica89 95]

Yay! Congrats!

*Jess*

[Rickster370 0]

Now I see I'm not alone. I had sleeve surgery back in August and have lost a total of 100 lbs and still dropping. My wife says I'm driving her crazy. She says she wants a break. Can't help it I feel like I'm 20's again even though I'm 61. Maybe I should have her get sleeve surgery? LOL I told her maybe it's to much to soon. Have to figure a way to back off a little.

[scipiobabe 24]

CJ_Redux I don't think you are alone but just remember your hormones are changing as well and it may be possible for others matter of fact being that I can't eat like I use to he tries to stay away until I make the first move lol

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