Tmi Warning: I Am As Horny As A Toad!

[CJ_Redux 137]

OK, I'm sorry if anyone feels this post is inappropriate. But even though it's not mentioned much on this forum, I can't believe I'm the only person here experiencing this. I am SOOOOO horny!!! It's killing me cuz I have no one to take it out on.

As of today I've lost 51lbs and I'm so happy about that. I still have a long way to go, though. And although my body is changing, I don't think I'll be happy with my body until I'm under 200 lbs, and even then I'll be wanting plastics. So it's hard for me to feel confident at the moment. But every time I see a man I just wanna chase him down the street and... well, you get the idea. :ph34r:

And the sad part is that this feeling doesn't go away. As the pounds drop, the feeling is stronger! I'm even dreaming about it! I just don't know what to do with myself! I might hurt some poor guy! LOL! I'm sorry, but this is a cry for help!

Am I the lone horny toad out here in WLS land? Can anyone relate? If not, then I feel really dumb. But this is where I am in my journey. The truth shall set me free!!! I hope...

[Sherry77 166]

OK' date=' I'm sorry if anyone feels this post is inappropriate. But even though it's not mentioned much on this forum, I can't believe I'm the only person here experiencing this. I am SOOOOO horny!!! It's killing me cuz I have no one to take it out on. <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

As of today I've lost 51lbs and I'm so happy about that. I still have a long way to go, though. And although my body is changing, I don't think I'll be happy with my body until I'm under 200 lbs, and even then I'll be wanting plastics. So it's hard for me to feel confident at the moment. But every time I see a man I just wanna chase him down the street and... well, you get the idea. <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

And the sad part is that this feeling doesn't go away. As the pounds drop, the feeling is stronger! I'm even dreaming about it! I just don't know what to do with myself! I might hurt some poor guy! LOL! I'm sorry, but this is a cry for help!

Am I the lone horny toad out here in WLS land? Can anyone relate? If not, then I feel really dumb. But this is where I am in my journey. The truth shall set me free!!! I hope...[/quote']

I know it's not the same, but go get yourself a BOB :-P

[Kalimomof3 613]

It may be time to go fond yourself a man or at least a friend with benefits

You are beautiful at any weight BELIEVE IT!

[CJ_Redux 137]

I know it's not the same, but go get yourself a BOB :-P

Lol if ur talking about what I think ur talking about...I really do need to get one (or two) of those. And a 50-pack of batteries!!!

[CJ_Redux 137]

@Kalimomof3, thanks. I do think it's time to get back out there. I haven't dated in years... It's a scary thought.

[Jessica89 95]

LOL your funny.... I havent had surgery yet...but this sounds like something id say. haha! Im glad someone has the guts to post it! I agree with Sherry77.... get urself BOB! :) Sometimes guys can make things complicated and at a time like this in ur life when ur going thru such a change you may not want that in ur life....let me tell ya! lol im married and sometimes I wanna kick my husband lol.... u can borrow him haha jk. But anyways....good luck!

[nyxa 159]

i recommend a few toys, too. not just the vibrating kind.. try some made from natural materials.. personally, i love the glass & metal ones.. they're very easy to clean & last forever. they've also got nice ceramic ones and wooden ones.. lol

this would also be a great time to start practicing your vagina kung fu. xD weight train with your business & do kegels with vaginal weights or barbells inserted & by the time you get to goal (or whatever) and are confident in finding a guy, he'll be in for a big (pleasant) surprise. lol

of course toys are not the same as a dude, but you can manage your horniness a bit better.. til you become more comfortable & whatnot.. and it's always better if YOU know yourself better, because it's easier for a guy to please you, since you'll know more of what you like & want. and things change as you drop weight! expect to be bouncing off the walls before long. LOL when i was thinner, i sure did! xD even as a fatty, guys can't handle this! LOL

[Jessica89 95]

lol! this topic is making my day! People got some good advice....I think ill take it too!

[Lilu 65]

Well that feeling is normal I have heard. Many don't speak because we have a mate. So get out there and find someone that would scratch that itch. Or as my daughter calls it to keep it clean in front of the kids "do some coloring"

[MuttLover 15]

LOL -- "Do some coloring" cracked me up!

So, girl, go get your self some crayons (lots of them!), a coloring book, and just color to your heart's content!

[nyxa 159]

lmao.. that reminds me of a song...

[SleeveandRNYchica 1,155]

You ladies got me giggling tonight! I pray my urges come back. I have a nice stiff one laying next to me and most nights I am just not interested. This is coming from a gal that you to like to get it in when she could. I know it would make my hubs happier.....

[CJ_Redux 137]

i recommend a few toys, too. not just the vibrating kind.. try some made from natural materials.. personally, i love the glass & metal ones.. they're very easy to clean & last forever. they've also got nice ceramic ones and wooden ones.. lol

this would also be a great time to start practicing your vagina kung fu. xD weight train with your business & do kegels with vaginal weights or barbells inserted & by the time you get to goal (or whatever) and are confident in finding a guy, he'll be in for a big (pleasant) surprise. lol

of course toys are not the same as a dude, but you can manage your horniness a bit better.. til you become more comfortable & whatnot.. and it's always better if YOU know yourself better, because it's easier for a guy to please you, since you'll know more of what you like & want. and things change as you drop weight! expect to be bouncing off the walls before long. LOL when i was thinner, i sure did! xD even as a fatty, guys can't handle this! LOL

@nyxa, you have SCHOOLED me! I've seen those glass toys but I always imagine they would feel cold. I may have to try them out cuz at this point, ANYTHING would be worthwhile. LOL!

[CJ_Redux 137]

Well that feeling is normal I have heard. Many don't speak because we have a mate. So get out there and find someone that would scratch that itch. Or as my daughter calls it to keep it clean in front of the kids "do some coloring"

LOL I think I'd be like Samantha from SATC. "If I could I'd color all day long!!! I'd color with every crayon in my box!"

[CJ_Redux 137]

You ladies got me giggling tonight! I pray my urges come back. I have a nice stiff one laying next to me and most nights I am just not interested. This is coming from a gal that you to like to get it in when she could. I know it would make my hubs happier.....

I'm jealous... Sigh...