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Written from the point of view of the food we used to eat that made and kept us fat. The first couple verses are alright, but the chorus at the end made me lol. Here is Junkfood's Lament:

Now and then I think of when we were together

...

Like when you said you were so happy I was fried

You told yourself I satisfied your need

Then felt so bloated in my company

Now acid reflux is an ache you still remember

You had been addicted to a certain kind of dining

But now the HoHos and the fries are coming to an end

So when you found that fat could not make sense

And you said that you need healthy trends

I'll admit that I was sure you'd still need doughnuts.

(All together now)

But you didn't have to cut me out

Make out like you look right past me when I'm on the menu

Now I can't even pass your lips, you treat yourself with fruit now

and I feel so used

No, you didn't have to feel so good

Have new friends support your weigh-ins

And then cheer your victories

I guess that I don't fill your needs

Now you're just some body that I used to feed.

Some body.

Now you're just some body that I used to feed.

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hahahaha - that's awesome.

lmao@"I'll admit that I was sure you'd still need doughnuts"

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LOVE this. Hilarious!

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Lmao!! This is awesome!

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Ha ha! Awesome!

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