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This is freaking comedy .... But I'm so glad it's true lol

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Urboyp, I wouldn't trade him for no youngster. I got no drama, no hassle, sex is banging, we both are nurses. So I don't care abt judgement at all. I looooove my oldie

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How far out are u?

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Urboyp' date=' I wouldn't trade him for no youngster. I got no drama, no hassle, sex is banging, we both are nurses. So I don't care abt judgement at all. I looooove my oldie[/quote']

Just to be clear when I said comedy , I was referring to the entire thread. But it's nice to hear that you and ur oldie have a "bangin" relationship lol

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True story: my man is 60 twice my age but Lord that man can work it ' date=' now that I am slimmer I told him one of those days he will have an heart attack coz I am a freaking dog in heat.[/quote']

HAH!

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Congrats! You probably need a cigarette!

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I know' date=' right? I waver between being pissed off that I didn't have this in my twenties, and being so utterly thrilled that I have it now and excited that I get to have at least a FEW good years before I'm too much of an "old man" to enjoy it any more <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />[/quote']

Just a helpfull FYI my grandpa was very active into his 70's im sure it would have been longer but he passed away. I also worked in a nursing home for ten years....don't sweat it you've got many many good years ahead!!! Here's to you! :-)

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Ouroborous... Every thread I read of your makes me smile even more. This is FANTASTIC!!! Haven't had that kinda marathon sex is YEARS lol. I might need to find me a sleeved man lol.

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this post is fantastic. thanks for posting :) i'm not a guy but definitely can't wait for skinny sex and to have some drive back. i am so disgusted with myself now that i just dont want to do anything....

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this post is fantastic. thanks for posting :) i'm not a guy but definitely can't wait for skinny sex and to have some drive back. i am so disgusted with myself now that i just dont want to do anything....

I agree! I'm about 6 weeks out now and down 40lbs. Man what a difference! I hope my poor husband survives lol! Before I just wanted to keep the cover to my chin and his hands above my head. Not much fun for either of us.

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