Neenagh's Nutty Nattering

[neenagh 0]

Hi Guys!!!!

I'm baaaaaack!

I missed you all so much. I am currently reading all your goings on over the past week and half, trying to catch up!

Later on today, when I get my work caught up, I will tell you all about my misadventures during the last little while, you won't believe some of crap that has happened!

Kisses to you all!:kiss2:

[CLOE 0]

Woo Hoo, Neenaugh's back!!!!!

Oh my gosh, what has happened. I hope nothing bad!! Did you fall in love with the surgeon and run away to a deserted island in the pacific? Can't wait to hear about it!!!

[Irishmist 0]

Welcome back Neenagh, i was wondering what happened to you. I can't wait to hear what you have to tell us.

Maria:)

[argon 3]

Welcome back Neenagh!

[neenagh 0]

well, here goes...

surgery went great. i did have a hiatal hernia tho, which had to be repaired. (i had no idea, and Dr. Mumford seemed a little put out about it, oh well)

while staying at my sister's house, i took my first shower, and all went well. So my husband helps me lay down, and say he's gonna take a shower. Next thing i know, i hear this gawd awful crash, i mean the whole house shook, and i'm trapped on my back like a damn turtle. my sister comes stampeding up the stairs, and i start screaming my dh's name. of course the bathroom door is locked and he's not answering. so my sis started jimmying the lock, and the thougt of my sis seeing him naked brought dh out of his stupor, and he starts yelling "dont come in im naked" by this time, i have heaved myself out of bed and i go into the bathroom.

HE'S LAYING ON THE FLOOR TANGLED IN THE SHOWER CURTAIN WITH HIS HEAD AND SHOULDERS JAMMED IN THE 18 INCHES BTWN THE TOILET AND THE BATHTUB.

now obviously im in no condition to get him out, and he'd rather die than let my sis see him naked, so he squeezes himself out of the space like toothpaste and says "I'm alright" yeah sure. So sensing he's gonna get mad if i remain, i make a hasty retreat.

you may think this is the end right? wrong

that evening he was in pretty bad pain with a bruised shoulder and hip. So (I swear to god i was honestly trying to help) i offered him some of my liquid codeine, which he accepted, a off to sleep we went.

Well, all night he tossed and turned and moaned and groaned and generally irritated me, the one that everyones supposed to be fawning over at this particular point in time.

Next morning he wakes up and sits on the end of the bed with his back to me. sis comes in and starts reading the instruction sheet from the doc to me, she come to the part "no sex for 2 weeks" and dh says "i'm gonna faint" we laugh, he repeats, "i'm gonna faint" and proceeded to pitch onto the floor in a puddle of cold sweat. I start yelling for my bro in law, and he runs up with a ladle of pancake batter dripping everywhere, and we get dh up on the bed. turns out my bro in law (whose a doc) finds out dh is allergic to codeine. he is now convinced that i sprayed the tub with pam and when that didn't work i used poison on him. motive? he paid for the surgery, so i no longer needed him around.

THE END

[argon 3]

LOL nice ending!

I hope he's ok though! Feeling better now, I hope?

Glad surgery went well, besides that little hernia deal-y. He seemed put-off, as in "pssh... I could be making another $16,000 in the time it's taking me to fix this hernia!!" ? Oh well... whatev.

Keep letting us know how things go, ok ?

Mandi

[neenagh 0]

oh he's fine now, except for telling everyone over and over again that i tried to off him twice.

yeah Dr. mumford was kinda like "well you should have told me" but i honestly had no idea! oh well, i got my band and that's all i care about!

[CLOE 0]

Oh my gosh, What a story!! But I'm glad to here that everything is well now. Keep in touch!!......poor hubby:cry .

[neenagh 0]

What about meeeee, its supposed to be all about mmmeeeeee, dammit!

[neenagh 0]

btw cloe, did you ever post those baby lamb pics?

[Irishmist 0]

Neenagh, I am glad your surgery went well, i had a hiatal hernia repair as well and i did not know i had one, Dr Cobourn was quite nice about it though.

I am sorry about your husband, you sure know how to tell a story though (It must the Irish in you).

You are right this should all have been about you, how are you doing now? are you feeling hungry on the liquid's?, how is your gas pain or do you have any?. Let us know.

Maria:)

[Lila 0]

Neenagh, I burst out in laughter OMG that was soooo funny.

I have to tell everyone that story. It is so hilarious!!

I hope that you are doing well and that your husband is now treating you like the princess you are!!!

That was not very nice of him to steal the spotlight like that! Just when you think all the pampering in the world is coming your way... he owes you big time!!!!

Good luck collecting!!

How are you feeling now?

[green 6]

LOL!!! Thanx for the great story, eh.

[Wheezy 0]

Some people will do anything to grab the spotlight. Lol What a story!! Glad your surgery went well and good for you to have had the hiatal hernia repaired at the same time as the band. Saved you from a probable other surgery.

Have you talked to Dr Mumford since the day of your surgery? I found him to be quite a nice man. I had a minor complication and he was very good to speak to me every 2nd day including the weekend. He took the time to explain what was happening to me and what to do about it. He gave me a phone number that I could reach him anytime. One of the converstions I could hear his family in the backgroung.

[Yoda 0]

You slay me Neenagh!!!! I read your post last night about your hubby and as I laid in bed I was telling the story to Mr Yoad; he howled at the "spraying Pam in the tub" part!!! Tooooo funny.

eeep I hope I didn't give Mr Yoda any ideas about the Pam!!!

Really though, thanks for the laugh last nigh!!!! heheeh...

oh yeah and YAY YOU!!!! You are banded!!!!! *doin' happy snoopy dance*