10 top reasons why not to get FAT

[bkwalling 0]

not to ever have to hear someone say she has a very cute face

[kwhenrykerr 0]

You hope nobody ask about your portable Bidet "(bee-dáy) is a personal cleansing method utilizing a stream of Water, which is more hygienic and beneficial to the use of toilet paper".

I use a garden sprayer from the hardware store. GO AHEAD AND LOL

[SeattleEbeth 0]

You lose bits of food in your cleavage.

Your boobs fall into your armpits when you lay on your back.

[Kynekke 0]

"You lose bits of food in your cleavage."

OMG SeattleEbeth.. that one shot Water out my nose... mustn't drink while catching up on my reading.

[Woodys 0]

LMAO...Tanya...that was so damn funny, I remember those days....I was big for so many years but was always shocked to see so little Water left in the tub when I thought I might have drowned if I slipped and knocked myself out...LOL.

Carol

[*susan* 1,709]

I just choked on my spaghetti while reading this, too funny and yet so sad because it is true!

Because you wont be able to see your Who-Who without lifting up your lovely tummy first! And even then it takes a minute down there! Ha! Sorry but ya know it's true! I cannot remember the last time me or anybody else for that matter saw mine! Should I file a missing Who - Who report?

[niecyrenee 2]

to whom it may concern ,there has been an overwhelming reports of missing who ha's ,we here at the who ha special branch recommend lap band treatment and eventual discovery of who ha ,unfortunately people are often suffering from the stress of re-introduction so be prepared its bloody ugly anyway.......pmsl

:funnypost: :eek: I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!! That is hilarious!!! :laugh

[~Jules~ 0]

Your boobs fall into your armpits when you lay on your back.

I thought that is what they were supposed to do.

lol

[flabuless 18]

Guys these are hilarious!!! I haven't laughed so much in Ages!

:eek: Becky