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I think it's quite funny that everyone acts like they don't like the fighting. Moderators ban people for it and chastise people for starting new threads about it but....

There are like one or two peple on all of the other boards but the "Rants and Raves" board has like 30 viewers...

What does that tell you?

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That Im funny?

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I do believe that is true!! It's because of you that... all the nasty threads have turned funny.... that the moon circles the earth.... that the stars twinkle.... and the birds sing!

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damn i thought this thread was about me.

what it means is that the boar is mostly made up of women, and we love drama. but it is so 80's to watch soaps all say. so we have LBT!

And these are the posts of our lives

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damn i thought this thread was about me.

what it means is that the boar is mostly made up of women, and we love drama. but it is so 80's to watch soaps all say. so we have LBT!

And these are the posts of our lives

Well I wanta be the slutty nurse that sleeps with the hot doctor but really I'm a psychiatrist studing the "God Complex" that most doctor's have!

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I want to be the rich robber baren's wife that plots to kill off family members so that i can take over our fortune. there is a diamond necklace i have my eye one and i need foodstampchamp's cut of the funds to buy it.

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OH! OH! I wanna be the evil hot chick that all the guys lust over! But im really cashleys long lost daughter and funny D's distant cousin

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Awwww - My daughter whose daddy was the town mayor and three times my age. We gave you up for adoption so his wife wouldn't find out... since then he has had other children and there is a battle brewing on who will inherit the fortune he stole from FunnyDuddies mother.

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Damn the evil wench!!!! So....its true...FunnyD is my enemy after all... YOULL NEVER GET MY DADDYS MONEY

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PFFFFFFTT only smokin on your are you thighs rubbin together and causin a fire.

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Tomorrow on "These are the Post of Your Lives"

Will Dr. Adam ravish cashley again and again in the linen closet...

Will Great Dame overcome Funny's powers of persuasion and get her daddy's fortune...

Will P'nut and Delala vacation together in Port Charles or will they scratch each others eyes out...

Will banned members be able to tell us how they are...

Tune in tomorrow for the continuing saga of "These are the Post of your Lives"....

Dr. Adam - Dr. Adam I think we have an emergency in the linen closet.

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Sheesh - Were'd all the haters go? I just got here and all the soap opera threads turn to love and kisses!

I guess it's just us funny people left - who wants to go a round with me?

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Posts of our Lives ROFLMAO! Too funny.

I admit it, I've read everything avidly. I made a vow to stay out of it but I did break it, I couldnt resist putting in my 2c once or twice. But really I knew nothing I said would add anything, and I really couldnt have said a lot of what I really thought.

But I've been watching, cringing, giggling, sighing. Isnt it funny how you sit here and read it all - all the whilst thinking "havent these people got anything better to do"!

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