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Did "Post of our Lives" get canceled already?

No No it's not cancelled I've just been busy in the linen closet. Dr. Tom has taken over for Dr. Adam and I'm all satisfied and ready to get back to narration of this story.

If I can't follow the story of what happened to cause all of the banned members, even after I've read all of the posts, does that mean I'm dumb? I wonder sometimes about my ability to follow stories. I can never follow James Bond movies either...

It's especially hard to follow because a lot of post and threads have been deleted... but basically everyone is mean and nasty and I'm sweet!!!

Nope Nope - that's not how the story goes... it's P'nut who is the rich heiress - Delarla is the spicy country girl - some guy named Alex who rules the town with an Iron fist - and I think we discovered oil in the town center.

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Nobody ever said we wanted you dead Lisa. But at the rate you're going you're going to accomplish it on your own.

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And yet another stupid rumor and another stupid remark from another stupid girl.

Accusation born of guilt, perhaps? Like sheep, one does it so the rest follow. Sheep can't think independently either.

Bump. Bump. Bump bump bump, let’s keep it alive people..

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