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I'm the ugly introverted sister of the lucious Funny. No one notices me and thus I never come under suspect. I listen and take in all that happens. I know all the plots, subplots, twists, and lies of everyone.

Daddy's money is hidden, but no one knows where. My closet is full of sex toys as my alter ego is one of Delara's best customers. I have photos of everyone in compromising situations. I sit back drinking my hot tea and watch and watch and watch ......

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I think it's quite funny that everyone acts like they don't like the fighting. Moderators ban people for it and chastise people for starting new threads about it but....

There are like one or two peple on all of the other boards but the "Rants and Raves" board has like 30 viewers...

What does that tell you?

Its sort of like when you see that a schoolbus has collided with a firetruck. You go to see what the damage is, but you would have been happier if the accident had never happened.

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I'm not really a Dr But I will play one on LBT. Just call me Dr Adam and I'm on my way to the linen closet

Only if you show up in your speedo!

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I'm not really a Dr But I will play one on LBT. Just call me Dr Adam and I'm on my way to the linen closet

Ohhhh! Dr. Adam

I'm glad that all the brewhah turned pretty!!! Like a rose bush (with thorns) or a summer storm..

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OH OH OH, can I please be J. R. ???? I may not be from Dallas, but I was raised in Sweetwater, Tx!!! And besides, I think it is about time we had a female J. R. !! As long as it is not the season where he gets shot! :faint:

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Love this thread!!!!!

I want to be the mysterious gloved hand that is peeking around the corner whenever something naughty is going on. No one knows who I am but I have all the dirt on everyone else. Who will I take down first?

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OH OH OH, can I please be J. R. ???? I may not be from Dallas, but I was raised in Sweetwater, Tx!!! And besides, I think it is about time we had a female J. R. !! As long as it is not the season where he gets shot! :faint:

A female J.R. / That's weird. I'm the sweet sassy sleeze but I'm not hitting on a female J.R.

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Love this thread!!!!!

I want to be the mysterious gloved hand that is peeking around the corner whenever something naughty is going on. No one knows who I am but I have all the dirt on everyone else. Who will I take down first?

Sami, no..... Kate, no.... The Whole town of Salem must be destroyed!!!

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If I can't follow the story of what happened to cause all of the banned members, even after I've read all of the posts, does that mean I'm dumb? I wonder sometimes about my ability to follow stories. I can never follow James Bond movies either...

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Goodness NO, you are certainly not dumb. This was a confusing mess that actually began several months ago. I feel sorry for the moderators having to wade through everything to figure out what to do, that must have been an exhausting job for them and a hard decision to make.

At any rate, it is all long done and over now, pretty much everyone involved has either been banned or moved on. We need to do the same, move on and get back to the business of supporting each other through our band journey. And, thank goodness, it appears that we have indeed done that.

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Oooooh ok. I will move on and not try to figure it all out. It's too confusing anyway!

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