Yay I Farted!

[Patrick Curl 424]

With all this gas floating in my abdomen you have no idea how good some flatulence feels lol.

Wonder if I couldve made soda with it since it's mostly co2 lol.

Anyone else enjoy farting post op?

[CJ_Redux 137]

LMAO!!! Yup! I know the feeling EXACTLY!! I was saying the same thing up to a few days ago. It took a long time for me to be able to pass gas and when I finally could I was ecstatic.

[iwannabslim 67]

I was SO thrilled when it finally happened! Who would ever have thought we would be GLAD for that?!?!?!

[Bubbaloo10 55]

Er, Congratulations? You can be proud of that......

[Patrick Curl 424]

Er' date=' Congratulations? You can be proud of that......[/quote']

Lol nothing like a good fart before bed to relax ya.

[danyelleb 386]

I remember during the first week after surgery I'd Celebrate my farts. "yay I farted!" my husband would just look at me and sigh while I celebrated. Lol!

[bratvp63 118]

Just wait, soon you'll say "don't trust farts". Hahahaha

[Jlewis229 191]

Lmao! This thread is hilarious!

The next time you be saying DAMN I SHARTED! Bahahaha

Glad your feeling a little relief

Johnathan

[lessofmeismore 1,405]

LOL @ sharted

Heeee!

[Patrick Curl 424]

Lol johnathan wait til you get here you will cherish each fart. Nurse said this probably only place where I will ever get 'brownie' points for my farts. Lol. Just hopefully brownie points not brown sheets lol.

[thinoneday 445]

LMAO!!! oops might need that for later huh? Well good for you!

[Jlewis229 191]

Lol johnathan wait til you get here you will cherish each fart. Nurse said this probably only place where I will ever get 'brownie' points for my farts. Lol. Just hopefully brownie points not brown sheets lol.

I was told by my someone that used my surgeon I should pack some baby wipes lol

[Darla5060 68]

Oh my gosh, Patrick, I'm SO glad you posted this!! It's SO true!!!! I'm still laughing!!!!!

[SunnyCox 245]

Nothing moved that way for me until after the swallow test. I was all burps. Unfortunately, the barium swallow went through me very quickly. I learned not to fart unless hovering over the toilet. Thank goodness, it resolved in about 3 days.

I also had to admit to my SO that I do fart in my sleep. Almost cried when I had to change my panties in the middle of the night. At least it was my panties and not the sheets. Funnier now than it was at the time. Hahaha

[Jlewis229 191]

Nothing moved that way for me until after the swallow test. I was all burps. Unfortunately' date=' the barium swallow went through me very quickly. I learned not to fart unless hovering over the toilet. Thank goodness, it resolved in about 3 days.

I also had to admit to my SO that I do fart in my sleep. Almost cried when I had to change my panties in the middle of the night. At least it was my panties and not the sheets. Funnier now than it was at the time. Hahaha[/quote']

Lmao! Thankfully it was your panties and not the sheets! That is so true! How funny.