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Buy a shelf instead of using my boobs as one (my crumb catchers).

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Buy a shelf instead of using my boobs as one (my crumb catchers).

LMAO! You are a HOOT!

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I want to run the annual 5K here in buffalo! And hopefully someday wear a cute bikini lol

I wanna do a 5K too and wear sexy revealing underwear around anyone I want to and look damn good doing it! LOL

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Don't think I'm interested in 5k. I like to be able to do it and know that its a choice (lol) not too. However, there is a Zombie obstacle course run that I would love to do. However, ever seen those shirts "I don't have to run fast, just faster than you" or something along those lines to survive a Zombie attack. (Yes, big walking dead fan). I do not want to be Otis!

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Don't think I'm interested in 5k. I like to be able to do it and know that its a choice (lol) not too. However' date=' there is a Zombie obstacle course run that I would love to do. However, ever seen those shirts "I don't have to run fast, just faster than you" or something along those lines to survive a Zombie attack. (Yes, big walking dead fan). I do not want to be Otis![/quote']

I LOVE WALKING DEAD!!! BEST SHOW EVER!!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW SEASON!!!!

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I am also a big fan "Walking Dead."

Was this the website where there was a post about VSG being the best operation for a Zombie Apocalypse? Limited food, we don't need as much medical upkeep, they don't want to eat skinny people and we could survive on less food.

It was an awesome thread!

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I am also a big fan "Walking Dead."

Was this the website where there was a post about VSG being the best operation for a Zombie Apocalypse? Limited food' date=' we don't need as much medical upkeep, they don't want to eat skinny people and we could survive on less food.< /p>

It was an awesome thread![/quote']

I am a big fan. Love the vsg being the best for a zombie apocalypse!

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I have been waiting to go on a nice vacation until i am smaller and healthier. I can't wait to be able to wear all the cute clothes and look nice in them, oh and how I miss my heels!

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Wow. Where to start? Although we have an active social life, and I take pride in wearing nice clothes, there are ALOT of milestones I can't wait to reach:

***Go to a store, and not have to take the elevator downstairs to the fat section, which is always near the kitchen and bedding section.

***go to a Yankee game and sit comfortably in my seat...not upright, pretending to have perfect posture, when I'm really just trying to not to spill over into the other seats!

***Go shopping with a friend. What fun is shopping together when you are "floors apart" and you don't want to ask them to check for the 3x tops while you are in the fitting room~

***if necessary, sharing a two-seater on my commuter train without holding my breath and getting numb from sucking my arms in!

***Yeah, those knee-high boots are on the list

***wrapping a bath towel around my body, and having the ends meet

***Having the tray table on the plane actually fold down all the way, and not risking spilling my drink which is always at a precarious angle!

***getting back to the dance studio and taking ballet barre classes. I took ballet for 15 years, and the thought of getting back to the barre at age 52, makes me weep.

***LIVING LIFE WITHOUT PHYSICAL BOUNDARIES!

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I forgot to include putting on hose without hyperventilating and having them all twisted and tight around my legs, and CROSSING MY LEGS!!!!!

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I forgot to include putting on hose without hyperventilating and having them all twisted and tight around my legs, and CROSSING MY LEGS!!!!!

The one excuse I don't miss. I will never again wear panty hose unless i absolutely have to. But youre so right--panty hose at this weight is an absolutely miserable experience and must have been invented by a scrawny man.

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I am looking forward to not feeling like the seatbelt may decapitate me after coming to a fast stop! Or if you have to bend down to pick something up off the floor in the car and the seatbelt starts reeling you back in like some sort of deepsea fish!!!

Oh and no more granny panties! Sorry "just my size", it doesn't matter how you try to spin it - assorted fashion colors are not attractive for full-coverage briefs!!!

I can't stop laughing out loud!

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full-coverage briefs -- nope, but "regular" and call them suckers thongs. lol

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