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Sphincter Moron uncle muslin clak sputum wheeze leaky goat sunshine babies yeah same monkey smae thing leck em smack clack monkey uncle clak clak cult yes.

Heh.

Whut.

Edited to be... something or other.

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QUOTE from PhotoNut

I fondly remember bread.. and what all it has done for me over the years. I keep momentos of our long relationship so I never forget the intense addiction we had to one another. All the times I so lovingly held the softness in my fingers, smelled the aroma, the melting butter soaking into the delicsious fluff of white. MMmmm... Here, let me show you a few momentos. Here are my thighs, notice how they resemble large blobs of dough. And look, here is my double chin, placed there with loving care by pastries and buttery garlic bread. And oo.. look.. here on my lower back, see these rolls? *smiles* Ah potato rolls, hard rolls, cinnamon rolls.. need I say more?

This is the same person that cut and pasted one of my recipes to prove to the board how dangerous I am for contributing junk food ideas that are SO dangerous to our weight loss efforts. Are you all enjoying your Breakfast martinis now in salute to all the newcomers that come here for support?

HERE’S YOUR SIGN

You drone on about how you come here for support when all you want is a place to control people that can’t stand you. If one of you dares reply that you come here for support then just bend over and kiss Pinky. Each and every one of you replied more to things non-band related in the last 24 hours than all the newbies’ band-related threads combined. Before slinging stones go drop some Visine and take a steady hard look in the mirror.

There's no arguing with insanity or pickled brains. It’s no wonder...

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Ah ha.. ha..ha.. hahaha *snort* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *snort* LOL!! ROFL! *holds sides* hahahaha!!!! *wipes eyes* ohhh.. my.. *sigh*snort*cracks up again*

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